Hitmontop

High-jump kicking migrants out the country like kung fu 🦵🏼

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@k0875151 @SANTOXXXIII Dang, ur the whitest Dominican I’ve ever seen. U must get asked if ur Puerto Rican pretty often, huh?

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@turtleshell4418 @SANTOXXXIII I’d honestly rather Puerto Ricans cease to exist as a people than have to spend the rest of my days arguing on social media with other black people about how Big Papi isn’t actually a black man.

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@Imallthewayup95 @LegendzPiko Having to watch ur own mother give head to a Border Patrol agent just to enter a country Puerto Ricans have unrestricted access to is a struggle only the Mexican mind could truly comprehend.

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@RTCaudilloXXI @Jonmad @UnaMujerMass @Imallthewayup95 @OriginooFlavor The highlight of the Dominican male is being confused for any ethnicity that’s lighter than a 4 on the Fitzpatrick skin scale, except when it comes to Ricans, because u see us & see everything u could’ve been if those Haitian generals hadn’t blacked ur entire island up.

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@HuertasDean Brazilians will surely burn the place down if that happens *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

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@RTCaudilloXXI @Jonmad @OriginooFlavor @UnaMujerMass @Imallthewayup95 Dominican abuelas would hold their Dominican grandsons up to the heavens like Rafiki did with Simba in The Lion King if they came out looking even remotely Puerto Rican. Why are we even pretending?

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@UnaMujerMass @OriginooFlavor @Jonmad @RTCaudilloXXI @Imallthewayup95 Cool & if I go to any one of those places and offer them some clean water, we’ll see how quickly they go from 90% white to 90% African & begging just like Dominicans did after 1822.

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@OriginooFlavor @UnaMujerMass @Jonmad @RTCaudilloXXI @Imallthewayup95 White Cubans are in Holguin packed together in that chicken coop tighter than Dominicans when they were on slave ships, surrounded by a sea of blackness & passing around the same Android phone, tryna flex how white they still are while living like slaves in 2026.

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@UnaMujerMass @Imallthewayup95 @OriginooFlavor @RTCaudilloXXI Maybe if ur lucky, Trump will send u to the Congo next so u can be with ur primo. With all this Dominimono pole-riding u do, I know you’d like it over there a lot more than he does.

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@UnaMujerMass @RTCaudilloXXI @OriginooFlavor @Imallthewayup95 Imagine caring what some Cuban refugee with a blacked fetish & some Haitian 🍇 baby thinks of anyone. Calling Puerto Ricans bootlickers is funny when ur fellow Cubanos are on their knees calling Trump papi & begging him to glass Havana 😂