Kadoc Zemlupus

I've still got something to prove, so even if I'm more than ready to give up I've got to keep trying. Over and over, until I've grabbed whatever I'm chasing.

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

Even if the first blooms of spring are far off, this winter's night has ended.

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[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

I really hope Martha punches your skull clean through.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ᅠᅠᅠ.͟.͟.͟ ଼ ݁ ‍ 𓆩𓆪 𝓵𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔥. @amorbled]

tee〜hee.

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

I will literally end my life in any pantheon's hell so long as it keeps me away from your biblical bullshit ass.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ᅠᅠᅠ.͟.͟.͟ ଼ ݁ ‍ 𓆩𓆪 𝓵𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔥. @amorbled]

the foreign god would’ve gotten my scissors up her ass. you’re not leaving me gayboy.

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

That wasn't some sorta request you sex pest demon.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ᅠᅠᅠ.͟.͟.͟ ଼ ݁ ‍ 𓆩𓆪 𝓵𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔥. @amorbled]

the balls and not the meat? woooah, freaky ahh master.

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

If that foreign god had told me day one that surviving would've meant I one day met Lilith I would've let myself die way back when.

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

Wild shit coming from the broad trying so hard to ride mine.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ᅠᅠᅠ.͟.͟.͟ ଼ ݁ ‍ 𓆩𓆪 𝓵𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔥. @amorbled]

desummon these BALLS.

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

Can you hurry up and fucking desummon.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ᅠᅠᅠ.͟.͟.͟ ଼ ݁ ‍ 𓆩𓆪 𝓵𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔥. @amorbled]

@ToPressForward

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

@amorbled What the FUCK??

(RUNNING out of the way)

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

@amorbled You and I literally don't have a connection in any way, my servant is an Archer and you're just an annoying Berserker. Go bother someone else, I'm gonna be busy.

(He's still not directly challenging the second title, in fact its almost weird how he refuses to address it)

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

@amorbled You're right, after finishing reports I have prearranged meetings with Goredolf and then Da Vinci.

(That's neither here nor there. Silence)

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

@amorbled I have work I need to catch up on today, reports get turned in on Friday.

(He would find any way to busy himself to get away from her)

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

Wanting to talk to me and wanting to bother me are entirely different things.

People love to do whatever they can trying to piss me off, not hold a conversation.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍݁ ͙ ‍ 🎀ིྀ 𝓓𝖾𝖺𐍂𝔢𝛓τ ‍┈ ‍Ἑσ͟τί𝘢.‍ @pyrhearth]

but isn’t the topic at hand you getting mad at people for wanting to talk to you? (;𖦹ㅁ𖦹)

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

. . . Who the hell would want to talk to me. In case you haven't noticed I'm not exactly rainbows and butterflies here.

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

When I try just saying leave me alone there's a near guarantee whoever the hell it is is gonna cling to me for a month instead, so yes.

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

There's not a lot of polite ways to say go away, and with someone as airheaded as that I figured blunt is best.

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

Why does she think I care, thats my question. I'm a dog person.

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

I really don't want to think about who does and doesn't have underwear on, thanks for that one. Can you buzz off now, don't you have floors to clean.

[Kadoc Zemlupus @ToPressForward]

(She can pretend like this is something thats common knowledge all she wants, the way she talks makes NO damn sense for anyone with half a brain!!)