Get one free stock for using this link. Then if you deposit $5 you get another free stock. Then if you refer three people you get a share of Apple stock that’s worth about $150 right now. https://t.co/qVBwH6WLC6
That moment you realize you made a HUGE MISTAKE banking with @Chase because you applied one hour after the applications open for a PPA loan your small business needed and they gave all of the money to big business. Shame on you!!!
If 2020 was a drink it would be a red solo cup you’d been using as an ashtray but accidentally drank because you were fucked up and thirsty at a backyard house party in the valley that got broken up by the cops at 9:30 because your friend brought his weird ass uncle that did meth
While I’m not involved in it anymore a lot of my friends are still trying to move thc distillate. The wholesale price has dropped in half because the news reports have pretty much killed the demand for black market… https://t.co/5TNb9AJjrW
There’s not much of a difference in scale weight between these two pictures, just a whole lot of work. Top is from March 17th and the bottom is from November 9th of last year. #lafitness… https://t.co/HlMqyJ6MrH
I kind of wish that some of the women I dated this year would've "friend zoned" me instead because they were really cool and I miss hanging out with them.
"I always thought getting to a healthy body weight would be the answer to everything: better marriage, stronger family, more successful career, happiness.
When I reached my ideal body weight, I discovered that none of that was true.”
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