Tor

[Yooty @yooty]

Also emails that just say “FYI” on a deep chain

[Tor @Tor1084]

Ahhh yes, will use more.

[@alishagrauso.bsky.social @AlishaGrauso]

@delia_p "I'll let you two take it from here." = "I'm not a part of this and don't want to be."

[Tor @Tor1084]

I haven't been on twitter since September, but someone said #AuntBecky paid $500k to get her daughters into college & here I am... #eatingpopcorn

[Kaitlin B Curtice @KaitlinCurtice]

Women:
RT if you’ve ever walked through a parking lot with your keys between your fingers or pretended to talk on the phone because you felt unsafe.

[alex rees @maybealexislost]

“from the state with 84 percent of the u.s. fresh water but none for its residents to drink, i am miss michigan emily sioma” — the new #missamerica2019 pageant did not come to play

[Tyra Pirtle @tinyy_dancer]

If I hear one more person say “I wasn’t impressed with her dress” 🤦🏼‍♀️ SHES ABSOLUTELY GROEGOUS STUNNING CLASSIC AND ABOVE ALL ELSE MARRIED TO THE LOVE OF HER LIFE. She’s prolly not impressed with your 1 bedroom apartment Helen. She sleeps in a castle now. https://t.co/9Lin0HvP5R

[Tor @Tor1084]

This used to be a thing? #thegoodoledays #climatechange https://t.co/P6UotjcQM3

[Tor @Tor1084]

You know this whole 80 degree weather in March thing is driving me crazy! How can I be productive when I want to be outside!!!?

[Tor @Tor1084]

@itsDnotDee #NailedIt

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Watch the trailer for Clint Eastwood's new movie "15:17 to Paris"

[Tor @Tor1084]

@Macys Bringing the happy tears with those commercials this holiday season. Give your marketing department a raise. 👏 🎁

[Tor @Tor1084]

@SCALLAHAN10 @JonnerKemp I cared about your day Sean...I cared.

[Tor @Tor1084]

@DavidMuir My sister wants to know...are you related to THE John Muir? #GOAT

[Tor @Tor1084]

@ChipotleTweets Sure thing...and that second "EXTRA" was me just being dramatic, lol. Thank youuuuuu.

[Tor @Tor1084]

@ChipotleTweets I would have...however it was a pick up order. I asked for EXTRA EXTRA lettuce when I put the order in. 😳

[Tor @Tor1084]

@ChipotleTweets What's a girl gotta do to get EXTRA lettuce on her bowl? #makesmesad #everytime #lettucepray

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[BachShitCray @Bach_ShitCray]

Okay, let's not attack naps. TEAM NAPS. #TheBachelor

[Tor @Tor1084]

If they are going to create a movie about Tom Brady... then Taylor Kitsch needs that lead. #timriggins #startfilming #justsaying

[Tor @Tor1084]

Corinne I love you girlfriend... but you not walking through the sliding doors had me rolling on the ground. #corinneforthewin #TheBachelor

[Sarah 💁 @zoolegs]

Carlos and Alexa are acting like they are never gonna see each other again... they are literally going home in the same car... #DWTS