Tor479

[Barry Svrluga @barrysvrluga]

Consecutive series wins over Atlanta, Cleveland and San Diego have helped make the Nationals into an intriguing storyline. Two above .500 with the Marlins coming to town. Interesting team and times!

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

Younger guys now have haircuts like the Golden Girls. No shade at all just an observation.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

I have found my favorite League Pass content of the season.

The Cleveland Cavaliers DONT BLINK CAM, where Sir C.C. takes a leaf-blower and blasts you in the face.

The contestant who keeps their eyes open the longest wins.

The result:

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

helping my unemployed friend look for a job in order to reduce the amount of reels they send me

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

From early Nirvana to Phish, a Chicago fan’s secret recordings of 10,000 shows are now online. https://t.co/yfhmXPTYWt

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

About to get some god damned answers

[Tor479 @Tor479]

@klara_sjo @octopuscaveman Drax for me

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

My baby after I stop him from drinking out of the dog's water bowl for the fifth time today

[Mark Morrison @_markmorrison]

30 years ago today i released a song.
🙏🏿🎂❤️

[Kathryn Gimborys @kathryngimborys]

james harden every deadline

[Variety @Variety]

EXCLUSIVE: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze” is returning to theaters nationwide for a one-week, 35th anniversary re-release.

The movie will run March 13–19 in a restored 4K format.
https://t.co/xoo1r2PsAM

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The majority of the people in the US need to accept that 30-40% of the population wants a dictatorship, wants fascism as long as the right people in their minds are being opressed/punished/murdered/disappeared/tortured. They don't care what laws are broken. They don't give a shit about the constitution. They don't even care about the economy which is baffling. They have racist fantasies that are being played out, or are deluded that they will somehow be insiders in all this. Facts don't matter. Corruption doesn't matter. Hypocrisy doesn't matter. They call themselves christians but everything in their actions and hearts is the opposite of the teachings of the person they pretend to worship. Stop trying to convince them with logic. They have to come to it on their own and regardless they need to be stopped. Keep fighting for the rights of all. Keep your minds and hearts strong.

[we are frighteningly well resourced @poisonjr]

I don't tweet anything I haven't said to my mee maw

[Nostalgic Gamer @16bitnostalgia]

Mentally…I’m still here

[James @exhaustdata]

The original has been lost to time but this is an extremely important post to me

[Blasky @_Blasky]

When you look up rivalry in the dictionary this is what should be shown. The loudest I’ve ever heard it.

[Lemma’s Animal Desk @DoctorLemma]

In 1998, WAGA-TV reporter Melissa Sander fell face-first from a raised platform during a live grape-stomping segment at Georgia's Chateau Elan Winery. The clip, notable for her audible distress on a hot mic, resurfaced in 2006 as the "Grape Lady Falls" meme, becoming a definitive early viral video.

[Hello @VeinRichard]

you know when dogs are older and they're just on the floor and they stink?