Torgue Says- !

HI! THIS IS MISTER TORGUE, FOUNDER OF THE TORGUE CORPORATION! I AM A STAUNCH ADVOCATE OF EXPLOSIONS, BADASSITUDE, AND LGBTQ+ RIGHTS! RAN BY @HANK1SDANK!

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I’VE RETURNED! WHY NOW!? I DON’T ANSWER THE QUESTIONS, I JUST ASK THEM! VOICING THE UPCOMING BORDERLANDS 3 COULD HAVE BEEN A VALID EXCUSE BUT I’M NOT TRYING TO IMPERSONATE THE ACTUAL ACTOR OF MY CHARACTER EITHER!

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@TequitoArt it happens

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I’M NOW ACTUALLY PLAYING D&D. ALL OF THE ASSAULT ON DRAGON KEEP…IT MAKES SENSE NOW.

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@FluffyGaws @Hank1sDank THE

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@sparkposting WHO THE HE** IS JOE!??

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@sparkposting @SlayerOfPigeons HOLD THE F*** UP! WAS THAT A MOTHERF***ING A HAT IN TIME REFERENCE!??

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@TeresaKirbyFan I DON’T EAT APPLES! THAT MEANS I ADD ONE! SEVENNNNN!

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@FluffyGaws YEAHHHHHHH!

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@GrxyDumbxss WELL SPOKEN!

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@GrxyDumbxss LITTEN!

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@KusamochiSays WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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@EliteTaranza IF THE WORLD IS MOSTLY WATER, IS IT STILL PLANET-EATING!? WHAT ABOUT GAS!? WOULD YOU HAVE DIGESTIVE ISSUES FROM CONSUMING A GAS GIANT!? HOW HAS YOUR EXOSKELETON/SKELETON NOT COLLAPSED UNDER SUCH HIGH G-FORCES!? THINK BEFORE YOU EAT. BUT AFTER THAT, CONSIDER EPIMETHEUS.

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@IvoryAndIce YOUR FACE IS APPRECIATED!! KEEP BEING YOU, OR ALTERNATIVELY A FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT BEARS SIMILARITY TO YOU!

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@king_luma BLACK TEA!

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@KirbyKing0 METAL GEAR SOLID AND BORDERLANDS!

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@PluggSays WHO THE H*LL IS THE TARGET AUDIENCE HERE!? “”””YIKES!””””!

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@DeeDefenseForce THIS IS THE KINDA STUFF I LIKE TO SEE ON MY “TIMELINE”! WOOOOOOOO! YOU LOOK GREAT!

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@FluffyGaws SWEET AND HEALTHY, I SUPPOSE!

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@virgl_and_Rk @SaysTek @BlueKirby8 I TRY MY BEST!

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@StealthyBrawler SOUNDS UNSANITARY WITH POSSIBLE REFERENCE TO BIZZARE RELIGIOUS RITUAL! AT LEAST YOU AREN’T THE TYPE TO EAT BRAINS, THOUGH! I ASSUME!