Tori

26; Swiftie; incredibly unserious

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

Imagination Library has 40k followers, but should have MORE. If you can't donate in Dolly's honor, then we could at least help grow the platform and its visibility by following.

[Tori @ToriDHoward1]

@taypalite HEAR ME OUT

[issie @sucarholic]

i must be the last fat bitch on the planet

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

The ADHD dream career is being a highly paid consultant who swoops in, solves a complex crisis with a chaotic stroke of genius, and immediately exits before having to fill out the timesheets.

[🍚 @bratryce]

BITCH TITI WE ASKED AROUND AND NO HOOD IN SOUTH CENTRAL KNOW YOU BITCH #loveislandusa

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[Tori @ToriDHoward1]

@sunshineopalite 20th anniversary complete editions of all her work 😭

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

me on april 19th 2024:

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

Today, I announced a statewide expansion of Ohio 211 to ensure every Ohioan can access local resources no matter where they live. Ohio 211 call centers can connect callers to local resources that can help them overcome everyday challenges. ➡️https://t.co/UfmcNdJhev

[paulina⸆⸉ ¹ @pwonderstruck13]

I fear that we will never reach the levels of girlhood we had in summer 2023

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Me desperately searching through outlook emails to prove whose fault it was

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

Chicago has turned all public school IDs into library cards to boost student access. https://t.co/EXnWj19zQ3

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

EIGHTY FIVE????????

[Tom @tomsnyds]

Nuclear Armageddon pending and here I am in Excel

[Travis Kelce Photos @The_Daily_Chief]

There’s a reason you don’t see WR University, RB University, CB University, etc… 👀

Because players at the very top of the league usually aren’t in the business of helping their competition get better.

That’s what makes Travis Kelce and George Kittle so unique. 🏈 (Shoutout to Greg Olsen too, but he’s retired)

These guys are some of the best in the world at what they do… and instead of guarding their secrets, they created Tight End University to bring the entire position group together and help younger players grow.

Think about that for a second.

Most elite athletes spend their careers trying to maintain the edge over the guy across from them. But these guys are willing to teach, mentor, and elevate the entire position — even if it means making their own competition better.

That kind of selflessness usually only shows up in movies.

With Tight End U, we get to watch it happen in real life. 🐐

[NFL @NFL]

RB Kenneth Walker III to sign with Chiefs. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero, @mikegarafolo)

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

When work cooked you SO BAD you get home and just sit like this for a while

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

they saw all the backslash they were getting now they pulling PR stunts

[zoe4nya @zoe4nya]

Oh that’s why bitches is mad