Victoria Keizer

I love my life and the people in it 💜

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

My talents include: eating cookie dough while driving and singing impromptu songs about random things

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

Its FUCKING SNOWING

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@RobinSkistimas I can’t😂 you should have heard this one PBR dude shouting it in Vegas before puking on the floor this weekend. A legend 🤣

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

@claypanzeri TALK ABOUT THE BABY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰 need to hear all about it

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

@BubbaSmith_1 So sad dude. What is going on in this world. Raiders players and now Travis Scott. Cancellllled.

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

@NatalieCortesA1 @Victoria_419 @floracarolinaa Not saying it was right, but shock gets to the best of us.

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

Slacks are probably more comfortable than jeans but these country boys just HAVE TO wear them ON THEIR WEDDING DAY

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

I’d rather someone be real and tell me that I’m being annoying instead of me picking up on your poor social cues later. Btw I’m am awesome, loyal friend. So sucks 4 U

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

(Without any discount to recent cases) People go missing all the time but blow it up on fucking tiktok AND THEN you’ll get the FBIs attention. Fucking despicable. Mother’s cry to the FBI daily for sex trafficking. But noooo it’s not a trending tiktok video so they can’t help.

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

Bruh why do I spend like $45869 a day. I’m fired from this life.

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

@PlethoraOfProbs Apparently all he had time for was tats and gaming 😂 at least you were working

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

@redheaded_wreck What in the final destination is this 😫 sue themmmmmmm

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

@sarahschauer Nice 😄

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

@HunterProbss He’s THE PRETTIEST palomino tho

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

Got absolutely sloshed with my husbands boss last night and met his 3 legged, 1 ear cat and now im plotting its abduction to live with me

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

@diannaisrad But so nice of you to do so 💖

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

I just ordered $30 worth of starbs for myself to cure my depression and I think it’s working

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

BYE BITCHES

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

Learned that I’m an option tonight and I just want to say bye to all those bitches

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

Omg I really don’t have friends. Anyone wanna FaceTime and tell me what they’re going through rn?!

[Victoria Keizer @ToriKeizer]

Friends only want to hang when it's convienent for them 😂