Tori 🌎

Goose and I against the world 🌎 ❤️

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

Real love ain’t toxic, remember that.

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

#NewProfilePic

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

@snapchatsupport Good deal!

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

@LindseyDarlene_

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

We back on our bs 🤦‍♀️

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

people who ride with me ask why im swerving on the road like i don't pay for both sides of it??

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

I’m weak 😝

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

My cats not doing well y’all! Pray for my cat while she goes to vet!

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

Tucking in your shirt right before you realize you have to pee is the worst 🤦‍♀️😂

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

My cat just wants my buttons not me. 😂

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

I’ve had a vet stressful week, only 2 more work days!

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

My fear is I have nothing more to offer other than myself.

[Lauren @lauren_barrett_]

I reward 5 minutes of productivity with 30 minutes of playing on my phone and this is precisely why I suck

[The Office Quotes @TheOffice___]

giving a few of these away, like this tweet if you want one 👌🏼

or get one here: https://t.co/ibEe8aDrtg

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

If I give you my time it’s a privilege. 🤷‍♀️

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

This boy mad mad he’s got all the lights off in the house 🤷‍♀️💁‍♀️

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

My boss: why are you leaving me tori?!
Me: Well you did schedule me overnights and it’s time for me to go home 😂

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

Lettuce that comes off the truck is called “Queen Victoria”
My staff is leaving me notes with “Queen Tori” on them now and I’m dying laughing about it 😂

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

I just want to drive to the beach. Get drunk and live my life next to the water. Whatever storm comes my way I’ll just take it. Like I always do.

[Abigail Burt @abgburt]

her: I wonder if he’s out cheating on me

him:

[Tori 🌎 @Torilondon24]

I like to leave my reads on to let you know I’m ignoring you.