Hippie Morticia

Vegan hippy goth living it up in Rocket City.
CBD professional.
Cannabis connoisseur.
🥑 ♍☮

[Victoria Potter @Torias_Secret_]

I find it 😵‍💫 when someone passes and a person comes out of nowhere to use their passing as a means to garner sympathy by talking about them in a way that suggests they were close. When in reality the one that passed didn’t know their name and couldn’t pick them out from a crowd.

[Hippie Morticia @ToriTerrify]

Just posted a photo @ Kickn My Habit Vapors & CBD Hazel Green https://t.co/MADnmJvERY

[Hippie Morticia @ToriTerrify]

Big mood

[Michael Vampire @michaelvampire]

Christmas is a weird holiday. Not exactly sure how I feel about it. However, one thing is for sure .. I want it to be over as quickly as possible!

[Hippie Morticia @ToriTerrify]

I keep it all inside because I know that man is everything but kind

[Michelle @Michell33650674]

It's funny how some Christians think that they own the right to marriage. Do they not understand that Muslims, Jews, Hindus, atheists, and all types of non Christians, around the world, get married? Why do they think they're allowed to make the rules about this?

[Hippie Morticia @ToriTerrify]

One of my customers brought her 12 week old kitten in the store so she didn't have to leave him in the car and I swear I just died of cuteness overload!

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I laughed way too hard at this

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What is it in coffee and energy drinks that makes you have to poop so much? Like it it just the caffeine or is it something else that causes that?

[Hippie Morticia @ToriTerrify]

@bleghussy This made my day

[Hippie Morticia @ToriTerrify]

I made a horrible mistake yesterday: I decided to try drinking 2 cocaine energy drinks. NEVER AGAIN

[Hippie Morticia @ToriTerrify]

If y'all had any idea how often I tweet just bc I'm bored on the toilet, lol I probably wouldn't have any followers

[Hippie Morticia @ToriTerrify]

And we still have more #fml

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Just posted a photo @ Kickn My Habit Vapors & CBD Hazel Green https://t.co/7EODNNDb4L

[Hippie Morticia @ToriTerrify]

There are so many boxes of freight in the back of the store right now that navigating the back area is now a challenge

[Hippie Morticia @ToriTerrify]

We just got 2 pallets delivered in the rain on an already super busy day. Fuck my life. Now boss man and boss lady are coming in to help with the back work

[Hippie Morticia @ToriTerrify]

It's always a sad day when we have to dump a bunch of expired product bc it didn't sell

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I was cutting my pizza when I realized I accidentally baked it with the cardboard still underneath it 🤦‍♀️

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Never mind. I died just as much when it was my turn

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My roomie after taking a massive dab 🤣