Tori H.

Trying to make fetch happen. 🌈🐱🤘

[fredesque @FredTaming]

ppl are laughing but rocks are extremely important in their culture. a mogging is taking place, just not the one you think

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[erika @yeeeerika]

"let her cook" except it's me and my heated blanket turned up to the highest setting

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

The barracks parking lot on January 1st after the Warrior Dividend:

[Mrs humphrey Bogart @Cocolasvegass]

Homemade nativity scene

[katie @katefeetie]

my husband has been stuck taxiing on the runway for 4 hours

[I’m named after El Debarge @okabdidbd]

Walmart parking lot at 5AM in 1997:

[FinestDoveTruth @FinestDoveTruth]

Children always look for every opportunity to return to God

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Tonight, Coastal Carolina:

• wore glow in the dark uniforms the night before Halloween
• offered all of its fans free food & drinks
• held a Medieval Times halftime show ⬇️
• won outright as a 7pt dog
• improved to 4-1 in the Sun Belt

The IDEAL college football experience.

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

So iconic

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

this is probably what it felt like when jesus was resurrected

[Noise Maker™️🇺🇬🇸🇴 @CanaanArinda0]

Mom: "Can you believe your cousin now smokes weed"

Me who sold it to him:

[c @rayofvenuss]

The Pope to return to the Vatican

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

Stev is one of my favorite accounts because he's self admittedly just a dad with an iPhone but he has the composition skills of a visionary film director

[maybe: clare @clur19]

you wanna get back in that restroom and not rest?