Tor

Gimme Diet Coke and sour candies

[Tor @TorLynDav]

I need more dogs

[Tor @TorLynDav]

How many gazebo tops will I buy before they fit 🧐

[Tor @TorLynDav]

I just want to see Paramore live 🥺

[Tor @TorLynDav]

Anyone else fall asleep to River Monsters?

[Tor @TorLynDav]

I’d do a lot for a spaghetti sandwich 👀

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Get in loser, October starts today 🦇

[Tor @TorLynDav]

My Diet Coke addiction has really come back with a vengeance

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

If we had a functioning democracy, our politicians would impose a new super-tax on private jet users, but instead, the entire cost of a private jet can be used as a tax deduction, while teachers can only deduct $250 for school supplies on their taxes.

[Tor @TorLynDav]

Yikes Dan and Rufus are bitter

[Winged Wheel Podcast @WingedWheelPod]

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[Tor @TorLynDav]

#NewProfilePic

[💖 tu sirenita 💖 @stardazingxo]

new moon in cancer really said stop letting shit slide

[quintessential 80s dad @bamitsbland]

I just woke up WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[Tor @TorLynDav]

@EtanSK 🤣🤣

[Tor @TorLynDav]

Dude Insta, if I wanted to like the pic, I would’ve the first 6x you showed it to me.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

*July 4th, 1776*

England: Just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true.

Thomas Jefferson:

[Tor @TorLynDav]

#BuschLightApple #Sweepstakes