Dottore Picapleitos

Añoro Minardi y Faenza. Sainzista. Picapleitos teórico Cum Laude con un LL.M. y dos Doctorados. Vivo, con ventanas, ya en 🇪🇸

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Formula E @FIAFormulaE]

Making history ✍️

12 years after his first win in China, @LucasdiGrassi brings it home in P1 for @LolaFormulaE in Shanghai 🤩

#ShanghaiEPrix #FormulaE

[Gauderio @AkritaiPampa]

Futurama ya respondió esa pregunta

[Kevin Chau @kchau]

I'm working on a new app that solves a pain point I've had for years: Loud Restaurants.

I've had this idea ever since going to Austin and eating at Canje - the food was delicious, but it was so disorientingly loud in there that I couldn't even have a conversation with my wife sitting across from me.

Wearing earplugs would mean I also have to yell just to talk. So I made Undertone (Well, Claude Fable made it, no shame in that)

Use your iPhone and AirPods Pro or Max (or any noise cancellation headphones of your choice), there's some audio processing to help with noise even more, but really just leverages the noise cancellation tech built into the devices.

No internet or wifi network required. It uses the local networking and discovery capability. Supports your entire dinner group.

That means you can have your own little chat bubble on an airplane, train, subway, or have a live real-time chat outside in nature.

It's waiting for testflight review now, and I would love your help testing it. This is for us people who hate LoudPlace(s) (this was the codename that Scott hated)

@scottbuscemi @ChadMoran @Kristennetten @DavidMoss

[Dottore Picapleitos @ToroLeprosso]

@kchau If it works, you’ll have both my money and my eternal gratitude!

[Dottore Picapleitos @ToroLeprosso]

Galleta

[Kai 🌿 @ChimmyKai]

Desde que falleció mi abuela, mi padre lleva años que se pone triste porque nunca va a poder volver a comer su tarta de galletas

Y llevo años ocultando en secreto que mi iaia me explicó como se hacía cuando tenía 9 años PERO ME OLVIDÉ

ACABÓ DE RECORDAR EL INGREDIENTE PRINCIPAL

[Роза 🍼🌹🐣 @rosebruiz09]

¿Para qué sirve la sintaxis? Dices mientras hablas
con laísmo y con leísmo tú
¿Para qué sirve la sintaxis? ¿Tú me lo preguntas?
Porque leísmo y laísmo, haces tú.

Otro truco extra, si es CD la, los, las, si es CI le o les. Combinad ambos métodos y no os equivocaréis nunca.

[stumpy :) @StumpyGoblin]

FYI to players arriving today, this lovely Eiffel Tower in our hotel rooms is NOT white chocolate 👍

[Dani Juncadella @dani_juncadella]

That one hurts. 💔

Nevertheless, what a ride.

Thank you so much to everyone for the support this week. Has been truly special.

[Dottore Picapleitos @ToroLeprosso]

@rosebruiz09 @barbie_context No

[Роза 🍼🌹🐣 @rosebruiz09]

Señalad plataforma o comentad la que queráis

[Víctor Abad @victorabadf1]

❌ El pueblo ha hablado: los aficionados hispanohablantes suspenden la Fórmula 1 de 2026 con un 3.15 de media. Ningún país participante aprueba estas "nuevas" carreras.

Abro hilo con mis conclusiones de la encuesta completada por 41.450 aficionados de la categoría reina.

[Max the VC 👨‍🚀 @mreiffy]

Google is basically saying:

“We’ve cut the quantum resources needed to break Bitcoin’s encryption by 20x. We can now break it. We can prove it. We’re just not going to tell you how.

We’ve slowed down research to give crypto a chance. You have until 2029 to figure out a solution. Good luck.”

[🌾☀️ @_vagoymaleante]

Cierra la puta boca. Ali g anda suelto completa

[“paula” @paularambles]

real walkers never press “start” when using google maps

[Dani Juncadella @dani_juncadella]

Don’t worry guys, everyone around the car also expected it was Max jumping out of the car. When they saw it was me there was a disappointing “Ohhhh” flying around 😂👍🏼

[Tim Dunn @MrTimDunn]

Hey @Adobe. 1.14GB just to *read a PDF*? Your Adobe Reader is now officially bloatware. We don't want "podcast summaries of your docs" we just want to read, print and maybe annotate. Please make this insanity STOP

[Dottore Picapleitos @ToroLeprosso]

Mataría por ser parte del equipo legal de Ferrari. Es tremendo como siempre los jode la FIA y parecen no tener defensa alguna…

[La Gazzetta Ferrari @GazzettaFerrari]

🚨 | Ferrari removed its halo winglets in China after FIA discussions about their “borderline” legality.

Despite passing scrutineering, the team chose to avoid the risk of a protest or post-race penalty, especially as the aerodynamic gain was only a few hundredths of a second.

📰 @wearetherace

[Dottore Picapleitos @ToroLeprosso]

Definitivamente una elección de palabras pericolosa