Torpo

Awesome person

[Torpo @Torpo]

@Essex_Patriot @mentallyunsable I daresay reading all these reformist views is giving me neurasthenia! Can someone send over one of their colored slaves with some leaches? I fear I have too much blood in my system...

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

It's kind of ironic that Beavis & Butthead here said that voters don't want candidates "grown in vats," but their entire process of recruiting Platner was a sort of mad science experimenet/talent search based solely on outward appearances with no vetting whatsoever.

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

COMEBACK COMPLETE 🇦🇷

Argentina's furious three-goal outburst gives Enzo Fernández and co. the lead over Egypt in stoppage time.

🎥 @FOXSports

[Torpo @Torpo]

Time to retire my team USA jersey until the Gold Cup where I get hype about the matchup with Honduras...

[Torpo @Torpo]

https://t.co/cx6odhBkXm

Respect

[World Cup Out Of Context @WorldCup__26]

#FRASWE

[Torpo @Torpo]

Every four years, Americans from all walks of life, from every part of the country, come together and loudly announce how much they don't really care for soccer.

[Torpo @Torpo]

@NA5TYN4T3 @mentallyunsable https://t.co/Nnqne1mcI7

[Ben Mullin @BenMullin]

Scott Pelley’s full statement: “The waste is heartbreaking.”

https://t.co/EX2IinuLlv

[Torpo @Torpo]

Thunder should trade Chet and other assets/ picks for Giannis. He's getting older but the Thunder's window just got a lot smaller.

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Bernardo coming off. The guard of honour. The roar of the crowd. Pep crying his eyes out. I genuinely can't take this, man. 🩵🥹 https://t.co/3LCp9cZHRB

[Manchester City @ManCity]

2026 FA CUP WINNERS!!! 🏆

[Torpo @Torpo]

@WarClandestine @mentallyunsable That will take at least ten years

[Nate Geary @NateGearySports]

To enjoy Buffalo sports is to enjoy pain

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

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[Torpo @Torpo]

@mentallyunsable Are they gonna charge Kimmel with the same thing?

[Torpo @Torpo]

New rule: anyone who tells me "time alone with your six month old is a magical time" needs to give me a hand when I'm cleaning up shit stains on surfaces while my kid is screaming.

[Torpo @Torpo]

Attention @NFL , the NBA can feature blue jerseys and black jerseys. So can soccer. Stop requiring one team to always wear white.

[Ajay Cybulski @AjayCybulski]

#Bills GM Brandon Beane says Davison Igbinosun has a similar skillset to Joey Porter Jr. Tall, long and physical. Beane believes it’s unique to what the team has already with Benford and Hairston:

“I think we have three different skillsets here.”

#BillsMafia