Aldo Torres

[CENTAURO @Octavio_01]

El bótox no te hace parecer de 20 años cuando tienes 40. Te hace parecer de 40, con bótox.

[Omi Garfito @OmarGarfitoGarf]

Los de la CDMX viendo que ha habido mucha activida sísmica por todo el mundo.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Me driving:

[໊ @textuits]

mi concepto de amor es querer ver feliz a la otra persona. No quiero que deje sus planes, pasiones, su independencia, sus amistades, proyectos, aunque no me impliquen a mí.. Me daría pánico que mi presencia conlleve pérdidas en la vida de alguien, no quiero restar en nada

[L7 | Petey @peteyburn]

Kinda funny that if ur religion loses enough wars it gets downgraded to mythology after a generation or two

[Michae| @Plz_Relax_]

I'm imagining a dystopia where everyone is fed yearly dystopia films to distract them from the fact that they already live in a dystopia

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Job interviews are always like, “What can you do?”

Sir, I’m a millennial born in the ‘90s. Just tell me what I need to know, and I’ll master it in three days.

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

Alguien sabe porque hay un partido del mundial estorbando a media jornada de la Liga Mx?

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

Cambio en la Liga Mx, sale el 17 y entra el 17.

JAJAJAJAJA, ES PELÍCULA. 🚬

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory" when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

You can't be offside if you bring the defender along

[Thomas🦉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @TNuto2003]

Fair play mate what a comeback

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

“If you're serious about changing your life, you'll find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse.”

— Jen Sincero

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

Gilberto Mora despertando hoy:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Fun fact: It's NOT possible for the earth to be flat because if it was, capitalism would have exploited it by now. The “ends of the earth” would be tourist destinations with theme parks and hotels and a damn swing set that would let you swing over the edge.

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

el verdadero glow up es practicar la coherencia entre tus palabras y tus acciones

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇷🇺‼️🚨 BEHIND THE SCENES: The Russian skyscraper climbers argue like a normal couple … lol

Kinda funny seeing them argue about photos like most couples do … except it’s on top of a skyscraper.