Matt Mallard

And you ain't gotta shed no tear I'll be everywhere and I'mma always be right here!

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

According to the Epstein files, it’s children.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Free speech! Free speech! Free speech! Free sp-oh.

[C @fbgcon]

These guys rebranded the department of defense to some machismo bullshit and the first war they start they’re losing badly so they have to pretend it isn’t one

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Dr. Oz, who is worth over $200 million, standing amongst billionaires, telling people they need to work longer and sacrifice their retirement for the economy.

This is the person in charge of your retirement healthcare.

[Paul Casella @Paul_CasellaMLB]

Andrew Painter's 100th pitch of the night was 99.6 mph -- the fastest pitch of his career.

- 7 IP (career high)
- 20 whiffs (career high; previous high was 14)
- 22 of 27 first-pitch strikes

Incredible stuff tonight.

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

It absolutely rules that the President of the United States was found guilty of sexually assaulting a woman, then found guilty of defaming her, then continuously goes to the Supreme Court to avoid paying her, and we’re all just like “lol whatever trans athletes, amirite?”

[jordan @JordanUhl]

But you're not allowed to call it a genocide.

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

No fucking shit dude

[IGWT @igwt097]

I’ve survived Tobias Harris on my team for 6 years

[Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving]

Shits a joke to them

[Ruqaiya @ruqaiya_h]

I’m so over it. Why can’t Palestinian kids have childhoods

[The Hill @thehill]

2 in 3 MAGA voters say they’d support GOP candidate accused of sexual assault: Poll

https://t.co/61ssOTyf6w

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

American healthcare in a single sentence

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

I’m finna be on broad street with my dick out, LeBron you just saved my fucking life!!!!!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on data centers: "You have to convince your communities how great these things are. You can't fight it. You have to go with it."

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it’s called “Dunesday” because I’m going to watch Dune and then call it a day.

[chyea ok @chyeaok]

“The Biden administration only gave semiconductors to trans people” is something out of a deranged Facebook feverdream but nope it’s the president actually

[MLB @MLB]

Philly is ready for the All-Star Game 🤩