Tors ⭐️⭐️

‘A selfish bastard who just flits through life’

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London Marathon cancelled

Premiership cancelled

Travelling to USA cancelled

Italy on lockdown

My work: See you tomorrow

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My new summer routine

• Wake up
• Put the heating on

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Dear @sainsburys
Please stop vacuum packing the mince.
Many thanks

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Heatings still on

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This weather is really upsetting me

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@GemmaHunter88 No. See if you can message me?

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@GemmaHunter88 no option to DM you

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@PeterB07193946 @The_Brixton_Man It’s him!

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Values?!?!

You’re Tesco value, Porscha

#MAFSUK

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Terence. Please do not give in to this attention seeking, narcissistic, drama queen

#MAFSUK

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@Ruffrog I know. It made me lol though 😂

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@Ruffrog But harsh, Roger. Thought we were mates? 😂

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‘That’s not the way to win me over’

He doesn’t want to win you over, Porsha!
Psycho

#MAFSUK

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Oh Porsha. Zero self awareness. Moron

#MAFSUK

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I miss Sully. I said what I said

@TheRealKano

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Do I vacuum pack away summer today?

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‘You’re wasting away’

Honestly never been happier with that comment!

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Just the 84 cold showers today

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Can we all stop talking about the moon now please?

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@Christa68669790 @SW_Help I’ve upgraded from standing. I’m sitting on the floor

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Paid for a 1st class ticket. Yet here I am standing like a peasant @SW_Help

I can’t even sit and drink my wine!