Headless Torso Thots

Grindr musings and misadventures

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

I’m obviously genuinely glad he didn’t have it, but it was definitely still embarrassing

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

Nothing like chasing down the guy you hook up with at the gym sometimes to tell him you had gonorrhea only to find out he tested negative recently

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

Today I learned that if someone blocks you on Sniffies you can’t see any groups they are hosting anymore

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

Was asked to send money and received an offer to have my rent money paid within 15 minutes of each other on Grindr

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

Hookup canceled on me after I had prepped, but the gay gods shined on me and I ended up getting bred in the gym showers

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

As much as I love being bred, it is nice knowing that nothing is going to accidentally leak out of you later

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

Filtering Sniffies to only show tops has been so good for my mental health

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

I may have girl bossed to close to the sun on the other site

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

Nothing like terrorizing the grid of a small town for a few days on a business trip and not meeting up with anyone

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

I signed up for Sniffies Plus since it was half off, and I don’t I’ll ever be able to go back

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

The political vibes have permeated Sniffies. I saw a bio that said: “our country is going to shit least I can do is get fucked some more”

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

Messaged an Instagay I have followed for years on Grindr and got back a “Hey sexy” and some flirtatious messages after face pics. Sent my private album and no response 😑

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

The gym shower was busier than the weight room post New Year’s. There were hookups happening in adjacent shower stalls and at least one more guy cruising today

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

We have lost the plot. I just saw a Grindr bio for Discreet DL with a link to an Instagram bio

[Jonah Wheeler @ShowOffJonah]

sometimes the hottest thing you can do is try to say “cum in me daddy” and fail
@DaddyKylex @xTylerGreyx

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

Having the conversation deleted after sharing a face pic is honestly good for me every now and then. It helps keep me humble #Sniffies

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

Locked and heartbroken for you is the Mona Lisa smile of gay Twitter.

Is it “Locked AND heartbroken for you” (being locked is unrelated but still necessary to share)?

Or is it “Locked and heart broken FOR YOU” (they are both locked and heartbroken for the other person)?

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

Being gay is so fun. With minutes of first connecting you can be sending each other (semi) nudes on a work day

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

I think I found my new favorite p*orn sub-genre, being present while ignoring? In Book Club Buddies, two guys discuss a book they read as one guy goes from foreplay to having sex with his roommate. The other guy doesn’t acknowledge what’s happening and keeps discussing the book

[Headless Torso Thots @TorsoThots]

I once let a 5’3” guy top me (I’m also 6’)

[Eze @ezequeezy]

I can’t believe I let a 5’6 ft guy top me once (I’m 6 ft)