Mike Mangus

I'm tall compared to most short people.

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Fazoli’s: how would you like your chicken?
Me: with the sauce on the side, please
Fazoli’s: we got you fam.
Fazoli’s:

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@ChipotleTweets fail…paid for extra steak and got….11 pieces total? I know this was done through the app but…Yikes.

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Look at me…one of the cool kids on the other non-Twitter Twitter app. Can I post my name here without being sent to jail? Let’s find out: https://t.co/Nv4BzRSoQ2

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@Jaylek55 Oh my god I hope you aren’t too sore for long. That sucks.

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A very special ‘thank you’ to Randy Rainbow who has made it so that I am always momentarily shocked when I’m reminded that Turmp’s middle name isn’t actually “Jessica”.

[Gay Breakfast @ Nekocon @GayBreakfast]

✨Corvus for your collar~🏳️‍🌈

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Why are folding chairs suddenly a thing all over my social media? What happened?

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I moved the bird feeder the other day and, I’m not sure if they did the before, but the birds who regularly visit will take turns knocking seeds out of the feeder to the ground, while the other birds pick it up.

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It’s never a good thing when a sales rep starts off an email like this first thing in the morning.

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It’s been raining all day the couple of mourning doves that I see occasionally taking breaks on the front walk of the house have situated themselves in a bush outside my office window and have been calling to one another. It’s soothing.

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Google? Good. GOOD OMENS. Good not Google. ::sigh::

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Hear me out….@MichelleGomez on Google Omens.

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Was v. disappointed that all the tshirts in the airport shop were all sports teams and Native American art. I was looking more for ones that said “Arizona: it’s so hot, even at night.” Or “what the fuck is a ‘Haboob’?” One star.

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The water in the shower, set to the coldest setting, is still too hot to stand under comfortably. Cold water doesn’t come out of the taps here. This weather is bullshit.

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Does being dehydrated ever change the taste of things? Or has Pepsi always tasted like rubbing alcohol and I’m just noticing this now?

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Who the fuck decided that it was a good idea to have this meeting in a desert? It’s 115°

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I wish there was a Chipotle in this airport.

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I got my ears repierced today cause the holes in my lobes closed up. And they pierced them with little sparkly diamond studs and….honestly It looks kinda silly but I’m going to just work with it and be glittery until I can switch them out.

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Some creepy (I’m assuming) neighborhood kid came up on the porch this evening. Yep…very bad boy.

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Y’all….I found one of those bad ass ghost lanterns. I’m so pleased.