O.J. Simpkins

Experimental #author, renegade #wordsmith, craftsman of difficult, turgid #prose. #Haiku expert. Ghostwriter by day.

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How great the diff'rence
'Twixt a leather codpiece and
A mere piece of cod
#haiku #haikuchallenge

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i've witnessed my share
of celebrity deaths
but I'll be honest with you
this one really hertz

#ripOJsimpson @OJsimpso32 @Hertz

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If preparation were easier, more people would do it ahead of time!

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metrics are up
spirits are down
just another day
in cybertown

#poetry

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Looking for a good version of Moby Dick?

I heartily recommend the Harold Beaver edition.

#booktwt #MobyDick #HaroldBeaver 🐳📖

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@thisone0verhere Weekend at Bernie's 2

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Q: What did God say when the famous singer of "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" arrived in heaven last night?

A: Pleased to "meat" you! 😂

#RIPMeatLoaf @cmclymer

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#haiku #poetry

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#RIPMeatLoaf

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abstract mustache
synthetic crotch
geometric codpiece
asymmetric snatch

#poetry #poem #poesie

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@nateluissilva Flavor

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@TheGiftOfLife19 Absinthe

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a musty old book
the pages are all yellow
the words are all brown

#haiku

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"you can touch me there"
said the camel to the man
"just please don't hump me"

#haiku

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i met the faerie
and drank of her elixir
that was how i died

#haiku

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comorbidity
a symbiotic pairing
of bad conditions

#haiku

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a vicious cycle
that lasts twenty-four hours
they call it "the news"

#haiku

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i pinged your radar
you queried my database
signals were exchanged

#haiku

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Fiction, nonfiction
History, myth, religion:
They all overlap
— Haiku Anon
#haiku #haikuchallenge #QAnon #qa

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the collected works
of a plan-trusting poet
named haiku anon

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Draining a large swamp
Requires a strong sump pump
Trust the agenda
— Haiku Anon
#QAnon #HaikuChallenge @sumppumpsdirect