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Embracing the casual athlete one yard game at a time. ; ° ° ° 🏃‍♂️

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I say I'm ok..

But deep down I miss playing man-hunt 😔

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Someone that doesn't play bocce 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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The most important meal of the day is the one you skip before you start drinking 🍻

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Games, games & more games!

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Its a new era for toss sports check out @Oddballsportstv!

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Your quarantine alcoholic name is your first name immediately followed by your last name 👀

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Quarantine has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol 🍻

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If you had to sacrifice one yard game to end Coronavirus right now...What game would you pick, and why cornhole?

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Days are now devided by coffee hours and alcohol hours there is no in between.

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Dear 2020:

Wrong game mode.

Sincerely,
Everybody 😭

#simulationconspiracytheroy

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Dad joke of the day:

Due to the Corona Virus from now on I will only be telling inside jokes.

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[When dads think out loud]

If the appocolypse starts tomorrow, do we start with Mad Max outfits and crazy hairdos immediately or does that happen over time?🤔

Asking for a friend 😂

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Dad joke of the day:

It's only Quarantine if it's in the Quarante province of France. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Isolation.

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Day 3 without sports:

Let my kids have energy drinks for breakfast just so i'd have something to yell at.

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@warpholebags

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The Fuckening:

When the game is going well, all your shots go in and you don't trust what's happening. Then a crazy point swing happens and you hear the other team say, "Don't call it a come back" while they are actually coming back!

Ahh, there it is, the fuckening.

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Being on my team is like biting into an oatmeal cookie and realizing its chacolate chip then realizing two hours later it was an edible 🤷‍♂️

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Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score!

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Dad Joke of the day: How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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Dad Joke of the day: Would transformers buy life insurance or car insurance? 🤔🤔

Asking for a friend 😂