Harley.

Putting the laughter in slaughter and the fun in your funeral. {Fandomless OC // Dark Themes + NSFW // RP // #Shakesqueer}

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

“I put the laughter in slaughter and the fun in your funeral.”

+ Fandomless OC
+ Sleepwalking killer
+ College student / spoiled brat
+ Lesbian
+ Detailed & experienced
+ Seeking SLs
+ #Shakesqueer

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 13 Jul 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 13 Jul 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 13 Jul 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 13 Jul 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

Your favorite has arrived.

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years (since 13 Jul 2013).
And you? https://t.co/uy5NGjDzRj

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

Harley steals one of @SELENXPHlLE’s sweatshirts because it smells like her and will lull her to sleep.

Aly doesn’t need to know about this though.

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

@SELENXPHlLE Harley just quirks her brow at the girl but doesn’t verbally question it.

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

@SELENXPHlLE She was too adorable to say no to, so Harley gave in with a soft sigh.

“You can stay but don’t hog the blankets,” she whispered, pressing a kiss to the side of Aly’s head.

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

@SELENXPHlLE Harley has already wrapped her arms around the sleepy girl.

“Well, if you’re asking to sleep with me, this is clearly a creative way to do it,” she teased.

She’s not whipped.

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

@SELENXPHlLE Harley loved to be helpful.

Harley brought one hand up to Aly's cheek while the other snaked around her frame, making itself comfortable on the curve of her ass. She then pulled away abruptly, a grin having claimed her face. "I think your lipstick looks fine now."

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

@SELENXPHlLE Why does Aly want to get rid of Harley so bad?

(She should be a lot jealous.)

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

Harley didn’t miss @SELENXPHlLE. Nope. Not even a little bit.

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

@SELENXPHlLE “Hmm... I don’t. But allow me...” she trailed off, moving from her place on Aly’s shoulder to turn her head slightly towards her before leaning in.

She was going to de-smudge her lipstick with her own lips. Duh. What a helpful “friend”.

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

@SELENXPHlLE You should see Harley’s Snapchat and instagram DMs. Filled.

(Good. Harley only tolerates Aly. Soft only for her.)

Which is what makes her Harley’s type.

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

@SELENXPHlLE Because that’s the truth...

(Don’t leave Harley please. She has eyes only for Aly.)

Which is also true but—

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

@SELENXPHlLE “Your lipstick’s smudged too,” Harley says, moving closer to the other girl, resting her head on her shoulder to admire both her own good looks but also Aly’s stupidly beautiful face.

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

@SELENXPHlLE S-...

She doesn’t mean that, right?

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

@SELENXPHlLE Harley has a whole line of girls who’d die to take Aly’s place.

Aly should be honored that Harley is even giving her the time of day.

[Harley. @ToStayWoke]

@SELENXPHlLE “Your eyeliner could use some work,” Harley says after a moment of just looking at Aly.

Shut up. Don’t look so smug.