Total Lax Move

For all the Lax Bros & Lax babes out there. Tweetin' about #TotalLaxMove all day er'ryday.

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Pathetic fuckin waste of space. @ohemgee_x

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Are rock-it pockets still a thing? Like do people still get those?

[Meg Delaney @MeganBoso]

all I do is shove food in my face after lax

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Can't wait to start coaching my U11 team and help pass on my love for this sport. #livelovelax #coaching #lacrosse

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"If life Knocks you down, try to land on your back. Because if you can look up. You can get up." #motivation #getbettereveryday

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@Legally_Bro @TILTLacrosse that's what I'm sayin. Kegs on kegs for men's league. Boys ain't gonna know what hit 'em.

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I seriously can't describe the void in my heart now that I'm done playing college ball.... It's like a part of me died.

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If you don't follow @T_Swaggart then fuck you. All American national champion right here folks. #dangles #muff

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Getting fuckin saucy tonight. Happy Monday

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Hey Czech Republic, snack on that for lunch. USA wears the real Red, White, and Blue. USA! USA! USA!

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@johnpeterblink @La_cross_Fit http://t.co/Syq5Y2QVlR

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New shirt for team USA hockey. Let's get some America.

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PISSING IN MY FRONT YARD BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA GOSH DAMNIT. I PEE WHERE I WANT BECAUSE IM FREE AS FUCK.

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@TheSamhedrin god damn beauty of a muzzy. Keep that shit up. #NoShaveNovember

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Drunk

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When the hulk goes into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he's "incredible." But when I do it, I'm an "alcoholic."

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A lax babe, who dangles hard, knows how to party, rocks midcalfs all day, and is able to put up with me. #MentionPerfection

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Peyton manning with the first speedwalking touchdown of his career.

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How I feel about the #governmentshutdown