Total Bench Move

You don't just live the bench player life, you embrace it.

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That feeling when you find your spot on the pine is as good of a feeling as hitting a walk off dinger #tbm

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The best seat in the house. #TBM

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Knowing every single word to the song "put me in coach" #TBM

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There is no bigger fuck you to your coach than a pinch hit bomb #TBM

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Chilling in the bullpen, eating a burrito you bought in-between games and coach doesn't even notice #TBM

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Wearing eyeblack for absolutely no reason at all #TBM

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Spending more time on your wrist tape than time on the field #TBM

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Telling everyone you "just missed it" on every ball you hit during bp #TBM

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Visibility is 10 miles today. There's a chance I will see where my dingers land

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Shout out to our 200th follower @supelshawn361 ride the pine with pride brother #TBM #OneLove

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Using your meal money to buy lotto tickets because you're not hungry after not playing #TBM

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Getting your first start in 3 weeks and striking out your first at bat in 3 pitches #TBM

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Bragging about your non-existent stats to girls at a party to get laid #TBM

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Getting to the bus 45 min early to get a good seat just to be moved 5 min before the bus leaves because a starter wants his own seat #TBM

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Bringing alcohol on road trips because you know you're not going to play #TBM

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Wearing mirrored sunglasses so you can nap during the game #TBM

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Doing as bad as possible during mid week intrasquad so you don't have to travel for the weekend #TBM

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You think a perfect game is hard? fuck off. Try a perfect sit. Shits near impossible. #tbm

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I fuckin love it when we don't have practice #tbm

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who the fuck would want be a starter? you have to stand the whole game and give effort #tbm