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“@CaptGallagher: Wanna personally announce and welcome @Lil_Burl2 and @JennaODonnell to our volleyball team.”

everybody really cares, Will

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Freshmen Initiation begins at 7, in the old gym. #RAVE2013

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@CaptGallagher making his move on @RachelLandes #dontbejealousladies

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By the way, this account was completely accurate, all of the time. Deuces. #LastTweet
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It's been real, Twitter. Time to take a bow. I'm sure I'll see you around sometime 😎.
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Hoes before bros #TotalJacobEvansMove

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Complaining about excessive spurts of tweeting from this account.
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Living in constant fear of the c-block. #TotalJacobEvansMove

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Claiming ownership of an emoji and using it as subsequent representation.
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Expecting nothing less than applause during an exit from church.
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"Reuniting" with "friends" over "spring break."
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New year, new me. We'll see how long this lasts.
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Asking to retire the #TotalJacobEvansMove twitter account.
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You will buy and prepare my food. #PerksOfDatingMe
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You will take care of me. #PerksOfDatingMe
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Acquiring the legendary family name of 'Evans.' #PotentialPerkOfDatingMe
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If we're dating, you are hot. So congratulations. #PerksOfDatingMe
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Getting to take pictures with me. #PerksOfDatingMe
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Getting to look at me. #PerksOfDatingMe
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Access to my exclusive hair brush collection. #PerksOfDatingMe
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