Laura

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[Laura @TotalLaura]

Taylor Swift would put out a surprise album less than 48 hours after I hooked up with my ex

[The Associated Press @AP]

Remember when 88 million euros ($102 million) worth of crown jewels were stolen in a dramatic daytime heist at the Louvre last year? Well the Louvre's Apollo gallery on Wednesday reopened to the public for the first time since then. The public can tour the majestic room and view its gilded ceilings and Greek frescoes en route to the nearby Mona Lisa, but they won’t see any crown jewels or empty display cases.

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[The Associated Press @AP]

Sabrina Bryan says cheetah print never left her wardrobe. She will return to her iconic Disney role as Dorinda in "The Cheetah Girls: Next Gen."

#SabrinaBryan #TheCheetahGirls #CheetahGirls #CheetahGirlsNextGen

[Hiwet ✨ @tearsricochet_1]

Taylor getting married 4th of July weekend because when she finally freed herself from British men she found a husband

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[NWS Atlanta @NWSAtlanta]

A few reminders given the severe threat will extend into the overnight hours⏬ Make sure you're #WeatherReady

[avie @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Send them a teams meeting link and finish them off

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

can andrea swift find me a husband

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

does anyone know where to find a man who is like…. a good person

[ٰ @daergp]

if you start reading books again you will feel at least a little better. i promise

[Laura @TotalLaura]

Saying that The Life of a Showgirl is maga friendly is not critical thinking, it’s the perfect example of doing too much. Thank you for coming to my ted talk!

[50cent @50cent]

🔥 @taylorswift13 shit is popping right now, 😏she shout me out, 🤫she don’t shout you out. LOL 😆 THIS IS FOR BIG TIMERS ONLY! wait I’m the only shout out on the whole album. 🔥 https://t.co/WtNREs3AKy

[A @jayhops]

I don’t care what the twitter town criers say. This album passed the first listen, second listen and car test with flying colors.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Tonight all these lives converge here
The mosaics of laughter and cocktails of tears
Where fraternal souls sing identical things
And it’s beautiful
It’s rapturous.
It is frightening.
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I can’t tell you how proud I am to share this with you, an album that just feels so right. A forever thank you goes out to my mentors and friends Max and Shellback for helping me paint this self portrait.

If you thought the big show was wild, perhaps you should come and take a look behind the curtain...

The Life of a Showgirl is out now.

https://t.co/VetltwlcoJ

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[Laura @TotalLaura]

I HATE HATE HATE DOUBLE HATE LOATHE ENTIRELY when I have to go into the office (Wednesdays) but tomorrow I have a cute new vid of one of my nieces enjoying @SabrinaAnnLynn and lowkey excited to show everyone and brag about how cool outside of work that I am / we are lol

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

how it feels to have a crush when you’re pushing 30