Total Rumours

Rumours. Rumours...we tweet rumours, its not the gospel truth, clues in the name! if I offend you, don’t blame me, blame your parents for raising a ‘lil bitch.

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Deserved a draw with Fulham +1 point, Should have beat Bournemouth +2 points, Spurs we deserved a draw +1 Burnley, draw minimum +1
would have given us an extra 5 points which would have put us on 16... joint 2nd in the league....Fine margins
#lufc

[Dave Mc @mcgarrydj]

@TotalRumours Maybe give Allardyce more than 4 games this time before we get relegated again.

[Nizaar Kinsella @NizaarKinsella]

Excl: Understand Harry Wilson will stay at Fulham despite attempts for a late move by Leeds.
https://t.co/LB6Gc3IwYb

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Official account fucked up big time by not using this window as the perfect opportunity to say 'dont go to bed just yet' .... and then announce Gyabi leaving.... purely for old times sake.
All just a little bit of history repeating. We all know how this is gonna play out.

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Sadly, we've all seen how this ends too many times. For the record, I really feel for Farke, he's highlighted that we dont have what we need going forward and the lack of signings isnt his fault.... but he's going to be the scapegoat here, the one the vast majority will turn on

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@luke_lufc_wroe Nope, it's true.

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Random fact for the day.... Mark Viduka and Luka Modric are cousins.
As you were.

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Wissa acting like a fool to force a move and Newcastle are lining up bids for him... but with Isak doing the same they are acting outraged over his behaviour...... funny old game isnt it.

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Anyone else hate it when new signings say 'Marching on Together'?
I feel like they need to be saving it until they've played for a while and truly understand what it means. Like the youth of today saying 'I love you' when they've only just met. Gotta have feeling behind it #lufc

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Sunderland and Leeds planning their transfer targets
#lufc #sunderland

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@KevinFordham My point still is factually correct for 99% of the mums 😊

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If you need to know which Mums at a Primary School dont work for a living........ then they are the ones running in the parents race

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@KevinFordham This your first week on the Internet? Chill out Kevin. Why you getting involved anyway?

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@KevinFordham I know, that's why most who work dont get to run on kids sports days...... because they are at work 🙄

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@KevinFordham You've got a masculine name for a school mum Kevin.

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Im not sure how Nmecha is supposed to be pronounced, but regardless, I will always pronounce it
'N-Mekka' (en mekka)
#lufc

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Quite the crowd gathering at the Vatican ........ Leeds would have taken more!
#LUFC

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IF we were to sack Farke, who would you like to see us replace him with..... don't just say Bielsa, realistic options...
#lufc

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Too soon to ask if we can approach Marcelo to come for next season and finish the job he started? 👀 #lufc

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How many seconds of open play between our 2nd and 3rd goal?