Totalitarian Centrist

Lord of the False Middle. Lover of Pacifists, Dictators, and Partisan Hacks. Patron Saint of Fence Sitters...Join my regime to find balance in our extreme world

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

Hear me peasants. We'll be running a new weekly segment. Nominate your favorite Partisan Hack in the comments. Candidates can come from any side of politics. Top 3 nominations will be voted on for the weekly prize. Voting is mandatory, punishable by whipped cream
#SupremeLeader #Vote

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

I am everywhere
#SupremeLeader #Center

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

Join me and attain your perfection
#SupremeLeader #Desire

[Søren Kierkegaard Club @Kierkegaarddd]

“It belongs to the imperfection of everything human that man can only attain his desire by passing through its opposite.”

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

@JDVance You guys are failing to impress me. No hot war and dropping inflation? You won't last long in the dictator business if you keep trying to pander to your peasants

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

@cremieuxrecueil This is terrible news. My iron clad rule is weakened with less people losing their minds

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

@elonmusk Bernie is from the same immortal race as Keanu Reeves, except he was born at the tender age of 65. There is no oligarchy, only the Bernigarchy

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

Escape the circus, embrace my regime
#SupremeLeader #Serious

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

I love to collect prejudices
#SupremeLeader #Common

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

Will you survive me?
#SupremeLeader #JustTryIt

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

My wife never makes me angry. No, never
#SupremeLeader #HappyLife

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

@elonmusk All stranded NGO's can come to me. In my regime the gravy flows like milk and you are entitled toa free annual arterial cleanse

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

@elonmusk Your Gov is going about this backwards. The only effective approach is one I strongly encourage my own ministers to use. Using other people's money to spend more to save more. It's the only way

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

Make your dreams of me a reality
#SupremeLeader #Action

[Overmind @overmind01]

This

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

I will end your suffering
#SupremeLeader #Fearless

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

@mansonRob @iamjohnoliver Starting with the small fish!

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

Hear me peasants. We'll be running a new weekly segment. Nominate your favorite Partisan Hack in the comments. Candidates can come from any side of politics. Top 3 nominations will be voted on for the weekly prize. Voting is mandatory, punishable by whipped cream
#SupremeLeader #Vote

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

@originalrampup @teslaownersSV Don't worry, friend. Promise it won't bother you once you've been loved

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

@PhilOfLife_ Offspring are the most draining. But they are definitely FROM you

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

In so silent it's deafening
#SupremeLeader #Wise

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

@elonmusk Colonising another planet is a great idea. Expanding the empire out into the solar system will give us new frontiers and new skill development opportunities for my peasants

[Totalitarian Centrist @TotesCentre]

@elonmusk Tesla keeps the majority of its production onshore? Pffft, rookie levels. I run the entire manufactturing economy of my regime from the confines of my kitchen