Sydney Alencewicz

Happiness depends upon ourselves

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

Plz open, you won’t regret it

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

Thanks @billyjoel for spending 874 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Piano Man. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/wn0GK26ks6

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

@Starbucks 2 days in a row
my ice cubes are having a foam party
such a scam

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

In case you thought Ted Cruz wasn't a big enough skidmark on the underwear of Congress for wanting to overturn gay marriage, let me remind you that he has a child in the LGBTQ+ community.

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

@Natefmpd bitchhhhhh i was just talking about this SUCH TRASH

[Tifa Tifa @naijaishh]

I’ll never understand why so many people are rushing to grow up with no plan, if I could go back to 16 to redo things I would

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

amazed that our bodies can wake us from dead asleep to be like, “commander, we need to get this food out of her belly STAT”

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
an OG twitter gal, losers

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

y’all really feel better degrading other people?
cant relate

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

@Lin_Manuel

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

@jake_christian1 also just watching the episode now so i’m a lil behind

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

@jake_christian1 SHANAE NEEDS TO GO

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

Millenials will make 2x the amount of money their parents made (combined) and can only afford about 1/10 of the same things.

Inflation is a bitch.

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

@Starbucks the quickest way for my morning to go from 10 to 0. how does this even happen?!?!

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

my brain literally cannot decipher between pictures of ed helms and jason sudeikis

[Sydney Alencewicz @TotesItsSydney]

@kaywils__ OMG AMAZING!!!!!!

[LaBreezeana,⚜️ @Labreezeana]

How the hell Dill Pickles older than me and I was at his birth. 🥲

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Let me simplify my last tweet for those in the back, a man who was accused of raping a 13 year-old girl in Jeffrey Epstein’s townhouse went on to become President of the United States.