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@TimRunsHisMouth I mean if you airlock the room and turn it on without lighting it and steadily inhale above the range that might be bad for you.

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Know the signs!

[Grace 🌾 @graceisforyou]

Warning signs that your teen may be a right winger:

1. Eats raw eggs
2. Has a healthy BMI
3. Shows interest in gas stoves

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@KiloActually @TacAirlifter @azzwright All those rankings that put Colorado Springs as the top place to live are quickly ruining it because of all the wort type of people moving there.

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@azzwright Nobody answer this because if you do all the worst people will move there and ruin it.

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@maklelan @BasedMikeLee If this happened Mitt Romney would be exiled to the shadow realm with Utah’s current legislature. Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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@Jomarones @withkwaku Like he said it’s just called bad sex. I wouldn’t put breaking the law of chastity below you.

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@LeftBun You should ask him “Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.”

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@maklelan Can you care to explain what “I AM” means in John 8:58? Surely with your wide scholarly knowledge you can do a basic 2 minute search in the Gospel app like I did.

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@maklelan You do not speak for the church.

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@JAEbberts That the “most strongest generation” ended at millenials and there’s a reason why we don’t hear it in conference anymore. I haven’t really heard it since Gordon B. Hinckley.

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@TheAverageDad @StatueOfWhitt They are the places where there’s the least amount of people, or you have to know a guy to get in through the gate

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@trailduster6bt The next housing crash will be due to the “passive income” bros that own 4 houses

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@JeremyBRoberts With all due respect, male athletes are completely allowed to participate in men’s sports. Nobody’s banning them from sports altogether.

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@geoffjBYU @KalanisCalves How about you repent for telling someone they’re going to hell, or do the rules you made up not apply to you? Isn’t there a term for that?

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@geoffjBYU @KalanisCalves Can you sit back and pause and use some actual self-awareness on what you just said? Did I tell anyone they’re going to hell? Well what about you?

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@teejaymax7 @Chat_Man217 @KalanisCalves @JAEbberts Piercings are super easy to take off. And tattoos mean you lack in financial and basic overall good judgment.

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@KalanisCalves @Chat_Man217 @teejaymax7 @JAEbberts Lol Sportsbro you’re such a petty coward.