lobotomized horse girl

I wrote the screenplay for air bud

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

Attention to my fucken haters !!

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

.@McDonalds Mr Mcdonald I need you to listen to me

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

You’re telling me this isn’t John Bouvier "Jack" Kennedy Schlossberg ?????????????????????????????????????

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Wow. Per @JohnMillerCNN, among the interviews law enforcement has been conducting, they spoke to a female employee at the hostel who said, at one point, she asked the then-masked man to lower his mask while flirting with him, which is when this photo released by NYPD today was taken.

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

I’ll never forget the first time I accomplished jumping on a pogo stick. Barack Obama was president and I was 18 with the breeze in my hair.

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

Why was Missy Elliott rapping about Syria

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

@hoop3r I’ve been saying this for YEARS

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

@fofofinch I can’t believe you did this without me, of all people

[you already kno doe @fofofinch]

Taco Bell Pride

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

RIP Emily Dickinson, you would have really loved Mountain Dew Summer Freeze 💙

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

@hoop3r Omg

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

Every day I do something dumb as fuck and I have to live with it <3

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

“He is risen” y’all sound like you’re hanging out with Frankenstein no offense

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

One time I flaked on a date with a guy because I found his goodreads account and he had rated Atlas Shrugged 4 stars

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

Some of y’all forget one day we’re gonna be DEAD!!!!!!!!!

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

I had to put my dog of 15 years down and instead of grieving healthily I’ve started listening everyday to 12 hours worth of podcasts on the Anglo-Saxon wars… AMA

[danlet @evildanevil]

Thats fine if youre irish just dont do it in front of me

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

They should make a Golden Corral but for lobotomies

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

Just realized I’m an adult and if I want to go get a pet hermit crab I can

[lobotomized horse girl @TotesMisty]

To me, if you say “pre-med” that doesn’t mean you’re going to med school. You’re talking about pre-meditated murder

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

world war III should be boys vs girls