Deadpool

Hello my beautiful, adoring fans! Glad to see you reading my bio! Next time, take me to dinner first before stalking me.
(No art used is mine | not official)

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

Hello parody Twitter- er, X! The name's Deadpool, but you can call me Wade if I like you!
#ParodyTwitter
#parodytwt

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

Yoohoooo!!

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

Did you know!! (With Deadpool)

There was a moment in Marvel history where ME and SPIDER-MAN had a biological kid??

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

I'm a few people too ඩා

[Spider-Man 2099 @NuevaWebHead]

//I am alot of people btw

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

@Daxthecoolest1 Indeed I do but the thing I want isn't in Walmart...

That's right! I want a bazooka!

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

Ohohoho!! My first interaction bait!!

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

Oh! YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!!! There was no one there except our readers! Oh... Ignore I said that..

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Anywayyysssss YOU SCARED ME!!! You aren't allowed to scare me like that Ma'am

[𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑 🇵🇷 @AvaAyala_WT]

" . . . Hey . . . Chat? "

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

HELLLOOOO MR AMERICA!! I'm here to audition for a role in your boyband

[Captain America! @ManOutOfT1me]

After trying out the new fast food places, I'd like to say that I really enjoy Bojangles and Chick-fil-A as well.

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

AHHHH!!! (Wow what a pitiful scream from me :/)

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Say hello to our surprise guest chat!! And Ma'am, say hello to chat!

[𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑 🇵🇷 @AvaAyala_WT]

[ Lands behind the Reader. ]

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

@ShadowedPsychic Boo

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

I always dress my best

[𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁(𝙏𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝘼𝙧𝙘) @SergeantDoe]

Style!

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

Hell yeah they did Ms. Khan! Take a look at this beautiful panel I ripped from their comic!!

[𝕂𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕒 𝕂𝕙𝕒𝕟 @MsM4rv3ll]

“HE WHAT?!”

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

@ASleepyEgg Wellllllll...

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

Hey! Lemme tell you something...

I am NEVER letting Spider-Man live down the kiss he shared with Thing...

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

@KILL_C0UNT @STAR_BOUNDHERO Hello other "dead-" guy!

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

I kinda miss that handsome, smart, oh-so funny and extremely interesting guy too... I wonder where he could possibly be..

[𝖯𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖯𝖺𝗋𝗄𝖾𝗋 @P3terman_]

I kinda miss Wade.

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

OH! How about... Wait for it..

A DEADPOOL SIZE (and brand *wink*) PIPE BOMB!!

[Deadpool @D3adp00l69_]

"Yeah, yeah, but first...We gotta find something that'll cause a big enough boom!"

"Liiiiiiike...A really big nuke..."

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

@KnowVerity I think I'm in love

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

I never considered a bigger explosion...

Alright, you got me there, a HUGE explosion could actually work.. Y'know what, let's try it!

[Deadpool @D3adp00l69_]

"No, no, no, listen...Bigger explosion!"

"If the explosions bigger and there is NOTHING left-"

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

@MightyZote57 Why are you so cool and mighty Mr. Zote? Oh and also, do you like chimichangas?

[Deadpool @TotesRealWade]

Already tried didn't work 1/10 would not recommend. Just saved you some valuable time other me

[Deadpool @D3adp00l69_]

"..."

"I wonder if there's nothing left of me...Could I still regenerate?"

"Fuck it, let's test it."