Quality Potato

Started as a webcomic Twitter, is currently a personal shitposting outlet

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My problems aren't festering they're marinating

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oh sorry I thought FYI meant "For Your Inconvenience"

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Hi hello, I feel like I'm way hotter now than I was in my 20s and I'm publishing this because I think a lot of younger women would enjoy this info, thank you goodbye ✨

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A social experiment where I give my friends grades

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Research question:

How did you find out about the movie Project Hail Mary?

Ex. TV commercial, billboard, newspaper ad, bus stop poster, barista conversation...

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You arrange the five G's in a pentagram and the internet comes up out the center

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Bossa Nova is top tier productivity music

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the video games turned your brain into drugs. now the vegetables are eating YOU

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Trying to make a habit of explicitly telling people when they have been exceptionally kind, not fully attained but working on it

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Now, of all places??
Here, of all times??

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I like a museum, I like a gallery opening, I like a craft fair, I like a cultural festival, I like a historic site, I like a library, I like a jazz club, I like a farmers market, I like a river, I like a tide pool, I like a castle, I like a field, I like it here

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idk who needs to hear this but

if your concept of where your life should be right now was developed during the Obama administration

maybe just take a step back to consider that

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BEST BUNNY ❤️

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So is everyone excited for the thing where Green Day opens for Bad Bunny with some stuff in between 🤩🥳🥣

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I think it's cool to brag if it's at least entertaining, if you disagree feel free to scroll

When I was in the 5th grade I beat the class bully at tetherball so bad that she got super pissed and tried to tell on me and IT DIDN'T WORK

Hoping this for my 2026 energy 🙏🏼

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@_Cousday Well let's be real this was very lucky

But earlier I had a 3/6 streak for 5 days in a row 💪🏽

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I never do this

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"If you're so committed to missing the point, I don't know how to help you"

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Air horn solo

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"wHeRe ArE yOu FrOm" I'M FROM HELL MOTHERFUCKER GET LOST