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🚨🗣️ Cannavaro (Uzbekistan's Manager): "Thoughts on Ronaldo's brace? Replace him with any player & they are scoring those chances. In Messi's case remove him & Argentina are drawing both the games. That's the difference between them."

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🚨📊 𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Top 10 Countries scored against in their careers:

Leo Messi Cristiano Ronaldo
• Bolivia • Luxembourg
• Uruguay • Faroe Islands
• Brazil • Lithuania
• Ecuador • Armenia
• Mexico • Andorra
• Chile • Latvia
• Estonia • Estonia
• Venezuela • Northern Islands
• Paraguay • Liechtenstein
• Colombia • Sweden

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🚨 Georgina Rodriguez’s dating history

Marco 🇮🇹 — 2010
Lucas 🇧🇷 — 2010
M. Nasraoui 🇪🇸/🇲🇦 — 2010
Stefan 🇵🇾 — 2010
Mateo 🇪🇸 — 2010
Arjun Kapoor 🇮🇳 — 2010
Daniel 🇵🇹 — 2010
Nicolas 🇫🇷 — 2010
Erik 🇸🇪 — 2010
Jonas 🇩🇰 — 2010
S. Aguero 🇦🇷 — 2010
Andreas 🇬🇷 — 2010
Tomas 🇨🇿 — 2010
Filip 🇵🇱 — 2010
Victor 🇫🇷 — 2010
Adrian 🇷🇴 — 2010
Alex 🇪🇸 — 2010
Henrik 🇳🇴 — 2010
Samuel 🇮🇪 — 2010
Oscar 🇬🇧 — 2011
Leo 🇵🇹 — 2011
Martin 🇸🇰 — 2011
Jan 🇳🇱 — 2011
Pavel 🇨🇿 — 2011
Noah 🇩🇪 — 2011
Felix 🇦🇹 — 2011
Emil 🇸🇪 — 2011
David 🇭🇷 — 2011
Ivan 🇧🇬 — 2011
Adam 🇵🇱 — 2011
Peter 🇭🇺 — 2011
Jakub 🇨🇿 — 2011
Bruno 🇵🇹 — 2011
Antonio 🇪🇸 — 2011
Miguel 🇵🇹 — 2011
Ruben 🇳🇱 — 2011
Sven 🇳🇴 — 2012
Lars 🇩🇰 — 2012
Ricardo 🇵🇹 — 2012
Diego 🇪🇸 — 2012
Gabriel 🇮🇹 — 2012
Manuel 🇵🇹 — 2012
João 🇵🇹 — 2012
Carlos 🇪🇸 — 2012
Jorge 🇵🇹 — 2012
Alberto 🇪🇸 — 2012
Sergio 🇪🇸 — 2012
Matteo 🇮🇹 — 2012
Alessio 🇮🇹 — 2012
Dominik 🇸🇰 — 2012
Kristian 🇭🇷 — 2013
Marek 🇵🇱 — 2013
Patrik 🇸🇰 — 2013
Roman 🇨🇿 — 2013
Nils 🇸🇪 — 2013
Elias 🇳🇴 — 2013
Casper 🇩🇰 — 2013
Louis 🇫🇷 — 2013
Theo 🇫🇷 — 2013
Max 🇩🇪 — 2013
Ben 🇬🇧 — 2013
Arthur 🇬🇧 — 2013
Simon 🇨🇭 — 2013
Matthias 🇦🇹 — 2013
Florian 🇩🇪 — 2014
Dennis 🇩🇪 — 2014
Rafael 🇪🇸 — 2014
Iker 🇪🇸 — 2014
Tiago 🇵🇹 — 2014
Pedro 🇲🇽 — 2014
Afonso 🇳🇱 — 2014
Gonçalo 🇸🇪 — 2014
Duarte 🇵🇹 — 2014
Nuno 🇵🇹 — 2014
Álvaro 🇪🇸 — 2014
Hector 🇪🇸 — 2014
Enzo 🇮🇹 — 2015
Leon 🇩🇪 — 2015
Robin 🇳🇱 — 2015
Kasper 🇩🇰 — 2015
Mads 🇩🇰 — 2015
Jesper 🇸🇪 — 2015
Anton 🇸🇪 — 2015
Viktor 🇭🇺 — 2015
Bence 🇭🇺 — 2015
Mihai 🇷🇴 — 2015
Bogdan 🇷🇴 — 2015
Tibor 🇭🇺 — 2015
Cristian 🇷🇴 — 2015
Fernando 🇪🇸 — 2016
Raul 🇪🇸 — 2016
Javier 🇪🇸 — 2016
Pablo 🇪🇸 — 2016
Dawood Ibrahim 🇵🇰 — 2016
Andre 🇵🇹 — 2016
Rui 🇵🇹 — 2016
Diogo 🇨🇱 — 2016
Filipe 🇵🇹 — 2016
Tomás 🇵🇹 — 2016
Guilherme 🇦🇷 — 2016
Bernardo 🇵🇹 — 2016
Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 — 2017

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

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🚨 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞: Piers Morgan's tweet in 2017.

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🚨📊 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Cristiano Ronaldo has scored 145 goals in his international career, but only 3 of them have come in knockout stages. 😳

Small-game player or an European Qualifier merchant? 🤔

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