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Schmicago based drag artist. Campy, classy, sexy, sassy. maybe even a little gassy 🤪

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You think you can break me? When the cashier at 7/11 ask me how many taquitos I have I say 2 when I really have 3. I’m untamable.

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Drew Barrymore and Kelly Clarkson are fine on their talk shows but we rlly need to get back to the chaotic talk tv of the late 90’s and early 00’s

What im saying is give Tyra back her talk show

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@the_ari_gato Haven’t stretched those muscles in a while but I can lol.

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@EmilioEmm So down

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@itsbambibanks Depends on if they know me as a Barbie crotch or dad fucker 🤷‍♂️

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@PrincessBootySh We always be listening miz shortz

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@EricMagnussen Arson

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@ItsZiggyBanks I just shove a q-tip in between the plywood and twist it like a mop.

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@CandiiDapple Yep my dad is an asshole.

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Girls just wanna have fun.

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@DragMeStephanie Knocking at my door I hear lol

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@queencornchip I too am passionate about the Microsoft search engine.

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@DragMeStephanie Sounds like fun!

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@NeutralGena Always!

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I wish my butthole would stop bleeding! Giving birth takes for ever 🙄

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@PrincessBootySh Enya

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@FayLudes I was just thinking this for myself

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New “explain this to a str8 person” just dropped.

[Joyful Joyful 🙏 #PrayforTay @Socalloween]

@MegamiNyc @thatonequeen Bob said she would use her furry powers to vore Rupaul if she didn't crown you by the first episode.

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@Eve4Prez Us hot girls condemned to being intimidating goddesses “sigh”

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I’m obsessed with the resurfacing drag trend of seeing how much shit other than makeup we can put on our face. Icon shit.