Touchmine (parody)

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[Touchmine (parody) @TouchmineZ]

Your wife is getting pounded by a bbc while ur busy riding Ronaldo's cock 😭

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ‘Mr Humble’ drops the most arrogant piece of shameless bragging in the history of sport. Hilarious.

[Touchmine (parody) @TouchmineZ]

Ronaldo if he tried to the same thing:

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Lionel Messi posts "goat debate settled" after losing yet another Final for Argentina

He is the only Captain to lose 2 World Cup Finals and 4 Finals for his country.

[Touchmine (parody) @TouchmineZ]

One interview rejection is what it all took

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

BREAKING:
* Lionel Messi quits international football having scored 125 goals for Argentina, the second-highest number in football history.
* @Cristiano Ronaldo has scored 146 goals for Portugal, the highest in football history.
This settles the 🐐debate.

[Touchmine (parody) @TouchmineZ]

🚨📸 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bruno Fernandes, Joao Neves & his wife has liked the reel of Messi retiring from International football.

Is that a message for someone? 🇵🇹🤔 @Cristiano

[Touchmine (parody) @TouchmineZ]

Last hatrick of Last hatrick of
Messi with Ronaldo with
Argentina Portugal

[N8 @Vararse_]

We didn’t retire at 39

[Touchmine (parody) @TouchmineZ]

2004 Euros 🥈
2006 World Cup ❌
2008 Euros ❌
2010 World Cup ❌
2012 Euros ❌
2014 World Cup ❌
2016 Euros 🥇
2018 World Cup ❌
2020 Euros ❌
2022 World Cup ❌
2024 Euros ❌
2026 World Cup ❌

Note: The 2016 Euros he won, he played less minutes than 2006 Messi's UCL campaign. 🤐

[🐐🇦🇷 @Bayio_nel]

2007 Copa América 🥈
2008 Olympics 🥇
2010 World Cup ❌
2011 Copa América ❌
2014 World Cup 🥈
2015 Copa América 🥈
2016 Copa América 🥈
2018 World Cup ❌
2019 Copa América 🥉
2021 Copa América 🥇
2022 Finalissima 🥇
2022 World Cup 🥇
2024 Copa América 🥇
2026 World Cup 🥈

[Touchmine (parody) @TouchmineZ]

@HotspurHailee @robtzerbi Hi

[Touchmine (parody) @TouchmineZ]

@HotspurHailee @SZYComps Hi

[Invisible🩷 @_WInvisible]

She claims she hates men and then proceeds to hold Lionel Messi close to her

[Invisible🩷 @_WInvisible]

Anime fans are the most insufferable people on the earth

[Invisible🩷 @_WInvisible]

Finally learned about "Interaction between environmentalism and social justice in combination with raising awareness platform and influence and investing in the future"

[Invisible🩷 @_WInvisible]

We know Viktor Gyökeres stats in Portuguese leagues vs Premier league, we dont need him.

[Invisible🩷 @_WInvisible]

This is so cringe😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/ofB2QbMc2F

[Invisible🩷 @_WInvisible]

Sleeping early so I can wake up early

[Invisible🩷 @_WInvisible]

God's favourite child posting this

[Invisible🩷 @_WInvisible]

Are we really independent?

[Invisible🩷 @_WInvisible]

Just gave some life advice to my friend

[Invisible🩷 @_WInvisible]

ronaldo threw gavi into the pool😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Touchmine (parody) @TouchmineZ]

@HotspurHailee @luka_thfc 😭

[Touchmine (parody) @TouchmineZ]

I am very sorry! #ImSorryWomen