The Bone Squisher

Self-proclaimed father of 5

[The Bone Squisher @Touchmycooker]

Why do football players always waterfall, I’d be suckin that bottle down

[The Bone Squisher @Touchmycooker]

@ReverendHopkins @NetflixIsAJoke Isn’t that quite literally the joke of the title?

[The Bone Squisher @Touchmycooker]

I bet a guy who gets off on a technicality would love this sentence

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[The Bone Squisher @Touchmycooker]

@gagoblergh @LudwigAhgren @rawkuss @MightyKeef Well let’s wait till we hear out everyone involved

[Bundles @AryanBundles]

I took a leap of faith and got into reselling.

Withdrew from my 401k and preordered 500 copies of GTA 6.

It’s the most anticipated game of all time, and when they sell out, I’ll be there waiting to corner the market. This will 2-3x by Christmas.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

getting into film criticism while my arm heals

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

My kid walked in on me and his mom doin the dirty. Afterward I went to his room and explained the situation and told him that if he ever interrupted one of my orgasms again, I’d disown him.

[The Bone Squisher @Touchmycooker]

St Patrick didn’t turn all of the beer in Ireland green for you to go to work tomorrow

[The Bone Squisher @Touchmycooker]

Holy shit! Did you guys know the Fear Factor guy has a podcast!?

[Pukicho @pukicho]

If you voted for Trump, kill yourself. I don't care if you regret your choice. You have the foresight of a gnat.

[The Bone Squisher @Touchmycooker]

To a guy like me, double stuffed Oreos are just Oreos.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

"@YoungBasedGod_g: @realDonaldTrump your dad gives good brain?? Damn" It's called genes!

[TABASKO SWEET @TabaskoSweet]

the woke right going on a cancel culture witch hunt because they’re offended by jokes, classic

[The Bone Squisher @Touchmycooker]

@ActuallyBarley @bayleafsmaple @JoyceCarolOates Theres a red light

[The Bone Squisher @Touchmycooker]

@Ellies2ndaccnt @allenanalysis @Jwang312 Would you feel the same way about this video if they were burning a Bible?

[The Bone Squisher @Touchmycooker]

And what further action has it inspired?

[JD Vance @JDVance]

We pray because our hearts are broken. We pray because we know God listens. We pray because we know that God works in mysterious ways, and can inspire us to further action.

Why do you feel the need to attack other people for praying when kids were just killed praying?

[Enward “Ghost of Kyiv” Hardar @BoofAssociate]

Thoughts?

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

Never been a better time to post this:

[Emma Mont (She/Her) @theemmamont]

The Plan? Spend millions to get a pedophile elected, and then tell everyone he’s a pedophile