Andrew Townsend - Author

British journalist and writer producing books and ebooks for both adults and children, including a travel ebook on Cornwall, fun quiz books and picture books.

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Q. Why hadn’t Easter eggs arrived in the shops?
A. They were choco-late!

#Easter #humour #jokes

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My thanks go to those who have been buying my #travel book, Cornwall Favourites For One And All!
Portwrinkle, shown in the video, features in the book which is available from Amazon - https://t.co/sLcGICj6DT
#Cornwall #book #beach #waves #sea

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Belu the Whale says: Happy World Book Day 2026. 😀 📘

• Find out more about Belu at https://t.co/uyE2gU8OLJ

#WorldBookDay #WorldBookDay2026 #whales #books #picturebooks

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Have a chuckle with Brits Spill The Beans! You can find out more about the trivia facts book via my author page - https://t.co/Xk2vHHUhid

#Brits #British #holidays #Packing #BritsAndPieces

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I heard a hairdresser did well at the Winter Olympics... she was good at curling!

#humour #WinterOlympics2026 #jokes #WinterOlympicGames #curling #haircare

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Q. Why did the new manager of a #football team turn up in overalls?
A. He'd been told he was wanted in a caretaker role!

For more fun see https://t.co/Vb3iuTFv8F

#Bernabeu #Elanga #ChampionsLeague #UEFA #FIFA #humour #jokes #boss #gaffer

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If you're thinking of holidaying in #Cornwall, check out the lovely tour, in pictures and words, offered by the #travel book, Cornwall Favourites For One And All!: A Quick Guide To Good Places To Visit Across The County - https://t.co/sLcGICjEtr

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Here's a #summer #sunset in #Cornwall to enjoy.
•Widemouth Bay features in the lovely tour offered by the #travel book, Cornwall Favourites For One And All!: A Quick Guide To Good Places To Visit Across The County - https://t.co/sLcGICj6DT

#holiday #traveling #BeachLife #Bude

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Here's a #summer view from Port Isaac in #Cornwall to enjoy.
• Port Isaac features in the lovely tour offered by the #travel book, Cornwall Favourites For One And All!: A Quick Guide To Good Places To Visit Across The County - https://t.co/sLcGICjEtr

#cornwallholiday #holiday

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A little bit of magic from #Cornwall. A flooded cave on the #beach at Perran Sands.
The beach features in the lovely tour offered by the #travel book, Cornwall Favourites For One And All!: A Quick Guide To Good Places To Visit Across The County - https://t.co/sLcGICj6DT
#holidays

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The #Torpoint Ferries feature in the lovely tour of #Cornwall offered by the #travel book, Cornwall Favourites For One And All!: A Quick Guide To Good Places To Visit Across The County - https://t.co/XzuiXu37lx
#Paperback (£7 in the UK) and #ebook (£2.99) versions are available.

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Here's a smile to enjoy!

#puns #NewYear2026

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Happy 2026 🎉 to those already in next year and Happy New Year in advance to those still waiting!

#HappyNewYear2026 #HappyNewYear #Australia #NewZealand2026 #USA #UnitedKingdom

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Here's a picture of Constantine Bay in Cornwall to enjoy.
•The beach features in the #travel book, Cornwall Favourites For One And All!: A Quick Guide To Good Places To Visit Across The County (https://t.co/XzuiXu37lx).

#cornwall #cornwallcoast #holidays #travelling

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Over the years, I have noted down little snippets that have made me #smile. Sometimes, the smiles were happy smiles while, at other times, the smiles came through gritted teeth! This book -
https://t.co/ilCl4WMZwU - aims to give you a smile through gentle #humour.
#giggles

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Brits have spilled the beans on all sorts of subjects. Brits Spill The Beans (https://t.co/paDiTv8Pgh) brings together hundreds of facts and figures that have been revealed through different polls and surveys over the years.

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A lovely tour of #Cornwall is offered by the #travel book, Cornwall Favourites For One And All!: A Quick Guide To Good Places To Visit Across The County - https://t.co/XzuiXu37lx
The #paperback, in full colour, retails at £7 in the UK. An ebook version is available for £2.99.

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The madcap world of Grandad Billy comes to life in Grandad Billy: Let's Go To The Park.
Grandad Billy - https://t.co/7msPbsuixL - gets into a number of scrapes that get children laughing.
The picture book, in full colour, is suitable for children aged from four to six.

#book

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Belu the Whale - https://t.co/uyE2gU9mBh - loves to smile and you will too as he has a fun time with his friend, Kiki.
The picture book, in full colour, is suitable for pre-school children. The story is also available as an ebook.

#WHALES #book #ebook

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Enter the exciting world of Bertie the Ferryboat – https://t.co/igIZYKM7In
His adventures are contained in three picture books suitable for four-to-six-year-olds.
The #books, in full colour, cost £9 each in the UK. The #ebooks are £2.39 each.

#ferry