How it starts in the lane, getting ganked on repeat.
Vs
How it ends as Teemo still gets fed against the Bimbos in the top lane.
Even the Demon Queen gets addicted to his poison~
@SlutofNoxus 🙄 Calling me daddy already?
Geez, all it took was a session of rearranging your guts and stirring up your pussy?
Guess you independent and strong women of the Rift aren't as strong mentally, huh?
Doesn't matter. You'll be getting pregnant alongside Ahri and Akali~
What's with these Mid-Laners coming top and thinking they can deal with the toughest warriors?!
These fragile plap-baiting sluts can't even handle one dart!
GET PREGNANT!!
@SlutofNoxus At least one Assassin Bitch understands the difference now.
All it took were 38 loads in that useless cunt.
A few more to go before we make it to 100, don't pass out on me Noxian~
Teemo has met and been with many along his journey through..
But nothing beats the comfort he finds whenever he's with Ahri.
Maybe that's the reason he keeps going back to her every now and then!
Goddess of Wind?
Janna should stop lying! Clearly this Zaunite cumdump is no Goddess. One dart is all it took to take her down.
She'll be carrying a gift for the next few months after this.
He's been in mid lane for a good while, but that doesn't mean he can't handle the top lane anymore!
The new drugs infused Shrooms are even better against these top lane Bimb-Hoes. GGEZ!
Watch your step~
What happens when the Mid-Laners tries to act strong and disrespect the Scout Master!
He claimed Ahri's shutdown and made sure she remembers her for a long time now. A FLAWLESS victory! ✌️