Toxic Success Muppet

Success Muppet. self aware toxic deranged man united shitposting - might end it all to save myself the pain the Glazers cause me.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

You support two teams from Liverpool and your profile picture is a badge that incorporates both of those teams badges in to one combined badge. I wouldn't like to know what you do on your laptop.

[Anna 🐝🔴⚽️ @4shaann]

The score was 1-2 by 14 minutes.

That means you had at least 80 other minutes to score another goal and you’re blaming it on lack of injury time?

No goals, no long delays or long VAR checks, minimal substitutions. Where would more time even come from? Let himself down here

[Toxic Success Muppet @ToxicPrawnSwich]

He won a team their first trophy since 2008 and matched Ole’s best achievement (EL Final) with fuck all money

Since he left we’ve won one trophy and it’s shitter than the Conference league

We picked the shit players over him and he’s been proven right

but yeah man sick burn

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

See who they manage, where they manage, how they manage

[Toxic Success Muppet @ToxicPrawnSwich]

Please Daddy come home

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho and AS Roma part ways with immediate effect.

It’s over. 🟡🔴🇵🇹

[Toxic Success Muppet @ToxicPrawnSwich]

@AlternativeMUFC ‘Hi make free content for me please’

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

We target the exact same 4 positions every summer.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

so apparently it’s still a dui even if youre the birthday boy

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

It's mad but Sancho also saw Antony playing shite every week and didn't think "let me just say sorry and get this guy out the team", such an easy spot to nail down with a bit of graft.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

'So basically Gerrard said this doesn't slip now and then it was him who slipped, he literally fucking slipped'

https://t.co/TG4TKuYKln

[Toxic Success Muppet @ToxicPrawnSwich]

THE SCOUSERS WON THE LEAGUE WITH A PAEDO IN ATTACK

[Total Football @TotalFootball]

Sadio Mane (31 yrs old) married his girlfriend Aisha Tamba (18 yrs old). They have been dating for 2 years.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Fucking hell 😂😂😂

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Who fancies a comms to kick-start 2024 then?

[Toxic Success Muppet @ToxicPrawnSwich]

Really enjoying ‘Fool Me Once’ but now I’ve got to watch this shite I suppose

[Toxic Success Muppet @ToxicPrawnSwich]

Starting a new United firm 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

RULES:
- Actively despise most of the players
- Leave matches early or just watch on telly cause fuck em
- Be suicidal most of the time
- Dread match days
- Send funny memes to each other mainly about hating the club

[Toxic Success Muppet @ToxicPrawnSwich]

@r_gibson99 @SL004444

[Toxic Success Muppet @ToxicPrawnSwich]

They won their derby, really can’t get animated about this. It’s not Liverpool holding hands after a draw - this is fine.

[AndyMk_83 @AndyMk_83]

I've seen Manchester United lift European Cups and win Premier League titles on the final day of the season. I've never seen them celebrate like this. Imagine if this lot actually win a trophy. Odd balls.

[Toxic Success Muppet @ToxicPrawnSwich]

Merry Rasmus

[Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown) @Malachians]

Based on the information in that @lauriewhitwell article alone, if i was a shareholder of Manchester United, I'd be absolutely livid and demand answers regarding the absolutely scandalous mismanagement of finances at the club over the years. It's genuinely jaw dropping incompetence bordering on the criminal. The lack of oversight, accountability and the complete dereliction of duty from executives is a total disgrace. The club is rancid to the core, filled with ventripotent miscreants who never should be allowed near a football club again. Never let them hide behind a manager again

[Toxic Success Muppet @ToxicPrawnSwich]

Don’t let United ruin your day, they’re not worth it - Merry Christmas everyone

[Toxic Success Muppet @ToxicPrawnSwich]

Moat committed LARPer ever

[𝗧𝘆𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗻 @UtdTycoon]

🚨BREAKING NEWS:

As per the latest sources, Manchester United's rejection of the proposal to join the European Super League was prompted by Sheikh Jassim Al-Thani's decision and not The Glazers Family.

Jassim, who has already signed multiple legal agreements and club transfer documents, appears to be making a variety of decisions within the club with the intention of taking full control by January of next year.

He took this action because of fear that the Premier League would reject his bid to purchase Manchester United, which, should all go according to plan, should happen today or tomorrow.

#GlazersFullSaleOnly #QatarIn