Ches (parody)

Trainee counsellor, BPD, tired wiccan

[Ches (parody) @ToxicWotsit]

Vegetarian but still fat

#howdoesthatwork #vegetarian #HealthyEating

[Ches (parody) @ToxicWotsit]

@Bagodictionary @itranslate123 @archfey_ You don't want to know about the best with two backs then

[Chii🌻 @cremechii]

Little late but Happy St Patty’s day !🍀

[Ches (parody) @ToxicWotsit]

Off for a fortnight before I start my new, better paid job than anything at my current place. Finally moving up in the world

[Chii🌻 @cremechii]

🐱🍌

[Sid Kirkham Art @ArtKirkham]

There's Nowt Like The Potteries

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My husband has started whispering "Time for tubby custard" just before he orgasms. I don't know how much longer I can stay with him.

[Ches (parody) @ToxicWotsit]

@DaebakJack @BTCC I can pretend to be your dad in this instance "alreet son, ded appy ya won those tickets f' croft"

[Ches (parody) @ToxicWotsit]

@jasebyjason Tbh I'd forgotten Maxwell was even there 🤷

[Ches (parody) @ToxicWotsit]

@BandQ @DaebakJack the prettiest of lights

[Staffordshire Regeneration @Regenerate_SOT]

❌ heritage is on fire
❌ museums closed
❌ no hs2 link
❌ no council ran buses
❌ no arena
❌ cancelled investment zone
❌ stoke & Longton station building
❌ trentham/meir station
❌ stoke to leek line
❌ demolished a statue
❌ no arena
❌ no tram network
✅ new car park

[Sharla✨ @heyitssharla]

<3

[Ches (parody) @ToxicWotsit]

@AbroadInJapan @heyitssharla I just made the weirdest noise over two people on the internet I've never met getting engaged. Actually so happy for you!!! ☺️☺️

[Chris Broad @AbroadInJapan]

When you’re trying to take a photo of a geological wonder and Sharla keeps putting her hand in the bloody way.

Also 🥳💍!!!

[Stonewall @stonewalluk]

After 200 years, LGBTQ+ people were counted in the Census 2021 - a historic moment!

As more people have learned about our lives, attitudes have changed, allowing us to write new, more colourful chapters in our country's story.

Here are 5 things you might've missed. #LGBTHM23 🧵

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Today, after I had cooked us a delicious sausage casserole, my doting boyfriend helpfully took our empty plates to the kitchen and put them in the sink, so that later I could remove them from the sink and wash them. I don't know what I would do without him.

[CinnamonToastKen @cinnamontoastk]

Never forget

[Ches (parody) @ToxicWotsit]

Feeling accomplished because I ticked off 1 out of 1384 things I need to do

[Ches (parody) @ToxicWotsit]

@josierones “Big elephants always understand small elephants” she says needing another excuse not to do something

[Ches (parody) @ToxicWotsit]

@fesshole Idk in what world £10k isn’t significant because I’d like to live there

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once spat inside a copy of David Cameron's memoirs in WHSmiths. I hated him & reasoned that anyone buying the book was awful enough to deserve it.