ToriTooShort

young, dumb, and broken.

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

I have an unhealthy obsession with sadness...

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

My toxic trait is adding items I want to a list on Amazon so I can think I’ll have them all one day….

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

TN really be like: Go Big or Go Home
You want warm weather? TORNADOS
You want it to cool down? SNOW STORM!
You want to water your plants? FLOODS.
Can’t stop won’t stop.

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

Dear neighbors: your walls touch someone else’s walls. HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR MUSIC CANT BE HEARD WHEN ITS SO LOUD I CAN HEAR IT OVER MY TV?
Any advice Twitter?

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

How the heck is Pitch Perfect almost 10 years old…

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Dude at the Taco Bell window at 12:30am just called me Boss, so there’s that.

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

Me not telling my coworkers why I asked for vacation for fear they will deny the request or take it away because it’s not a “need” …that shouldn’t be normal

[Bethany Quinn @TheTeacherQuinn]

@AllieKlaire and I went into @tPage07’s new house and proceeded to each spill something different. Welcome home? 🤷🏽‍♀️

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

I’m doing great. I’ve had a load of clothes in the dryer for two days and I’m just getting them out as I need them….

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

@jakewilbanks The Harry Potters

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Note to self: buy house the week before Prime Day. Christmas is comin early this year!👹

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My kitchen cabinet lights are set to turn on when I come home and turn off when I leave…on their own…this is how the robots take over.

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

How are people making mental notes and then remembering them..?

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

The book: We Were Liars
Please do not read unless you want to uncontrollably sob yourself to sleep.
That is all.

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

In that season of: “once this happens, then I’ll be okay”

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

Lol saying “I’m sorry you felt that way” is not an apology for what you did. Just FYI

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

One time a girl said I was like a little cartoon character and honestly..that was a great compliment

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

I often forget what years I was in high school. And then I see other people I think are older than me...to learn that is not the case...not the case at all...

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

#NewProfilePic

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

Easiest way to save money on food.
Don’t eat🤷🏽‍♀️

[ToriTooShort @tPage07]

“People are people but sometimes we change our minds”
This release of Taylor’s Version of these songs will be the end of me.