Tim Davis

There are some who call me...Tim.

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

Hey @smartereveryday , you might know this, how do they get these delicious things into Christmas tree form? Is it punched out of a long sheet of cake, or is there some other wizardry going on? I would gladly watch a whole series from you on snack food manufacturing!

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

Where is the Cheddar Bay? And how did Red Lobster get to capitalize on its chief culinary export?

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

After having a piece of Qtip fluff stuck in my ear all day, I’m beginning to understand why they say not to put them in your ear. (Probably still going to do it though)

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

Hear me out: What if...instead of intermittent fasting, you just forgot to eat all day and then had a giant meal at 11PM?
It should work the same right?

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

Who needs a stereo system when you live next to a frat house?

We've got all the loud music we could ever want on Saturday nights. Tonight, sitting here in my dining room, writing my sermon, I have a custom-curated country music playlist.

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

How are people supposed to tell that you're a youth pastor, if you aren't wearing your standard issue red and black flannel shirt?

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

My favorite sentence I've ever read in a Wikipedia article.

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

"Too many Christians are speaking without the Spirit of God and are talking themselves out of their own faith.... How can you deconstruct something that was never built on a firm foundation to begin with?" - @peterreeves23

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

"There's less crime in the world now. It also means there's less serial killers, which is sad because I'm running out of documentaries."- Rachel

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

"Better together" doesn't mean "easier together".- @joshwellborn

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

Well that was conclusive...

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

Help me settle a debate I've had with literally everyone.
Is soup

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

Help me settle a debate I've had with literally everyone.
Is soup

[Kyle Warnock @KyleWarnock]

"I've never had the desire to take my pants off in church."-@TpatDavis "Well, you ain't go no Spirit moving there."-Dr. Minter

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

@grady_pfahl @NoDumbQs @DestinSandlin @MattWhitmanTMBH Yep! That's exactly what I did. I already had the Chromecast and found the TV out here in the shop when we bought the house. The HDMI to RCA adapter was pretty cheap off of Amazon. And you can't beat the glow of a CRT

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

I think it's poignant that I'm listening to this particular episode while doing hand tool woodworking in my 1890s carriage house/workshop. @NoDumbQs @DestinSandlin @MattWhitmanTMBH

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

So we can't say "From the top" anymore in Fine Arts rehearsals, because they'll just spend the next two minutes singing WAP.

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

Here's a million dollar idea: an app that organizes all the content from each of your different streaming services. You can call each organization block something cool like a "channel" and to sort it all you provide a guide, a "tv guide".

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

S/o to Billie Eilish for giving Gen-Z a primer on modern epistemology with her new hit single. Descartes who?

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

We all seem to be pretty comfortable buying soda in 2 Liter containers. Would it not make sense to buy water in 1/2 liter containers? Nobody insists on calling a soda bottle a 67.62 fl oz bottle!

[Tim Davis @TpatDavis]

As a stubborn American, I am staunchly in favor of the Imperial system for measurement. (Even if it is less efficient and archaic.)

Except for one instance, Why do we insist on calling water bottles 16.9 fluid ounces? Wouldn't it be simpler to just put 500mL? or even 1/2 Liter?