Toby C

Jack of All Trades; Master of None,
Mathematician, Gambler, Chef, Thinker,
Lover of Women and Connoisseur of Burgers

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She understood the assignment perfectly 🔥😭

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@TexasMike1776 @TexasChance Y'all didn't ask,but someone did,I'll share.They asked how to nap,I have your solution,but promise that you'll try it and then thank me.From a SEAL,focus on long,slow exhales and with eyes closed look back and forth,false REM,you won't last 5 minutes

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@ThatAstrosGirl I have your solution, but promise that you'll try it and then thank me. From a P.O.W. medic - focus on long, slow exhales and with eyes closed look back and forth, creating false R.E.M. - you won't last 5 minutes

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@TexasMike1776 @TexasChance Every now and then, you have to shake your head, I just got home from HEB and, no lie, there was a topless and barefoot jogger (male) running thru the aisles, I guess testing the no shirt rules, first time for everything.

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@TexasMike1776 @camibrown1984 @TexasChance Can I get it in this color ? I have the link and the promo code for the first one. I'm afraid I can't help with the second one. But I'm working on it.

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@camibrown1984 Fun experience, starts out like bee stings, then turns into just vibrations, but then it goes back to bee stings if you sit too long.

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@TexasChance At least I know where the fridge is...

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@TexasMike1776 @TexasChance @camibrown1984 God has 10 rules, my pub has 28...not fair that I can't bullyrag or vex the bartenders.

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@camibrown1984 Do you have my address ? #shesaidyes

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@BethanyForTruth I'm just glad you're back in Texas

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@RobertaFresque2 in Dallas, we called them doodle bugs

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@jfpbear The water tower by my house had flashing lights every now and then...imagine the UFO calls ! #lifeinthe70s

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@ThatAstrosGirl https://t.co/5eiZeXxujz

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My Secret Crush on Twitter is @shwood

➡️ https://t.co/3DwRVwQA1r

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I just discovered who visited my Twitter profile!

⠀➡️ https://t.co/FU7rIrnLYz

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My Twitter Interaction Circle

➡️ https://t.co/3oyWG56qKe

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@jfpbear Boo, I didn't make the cut.

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@SeanTPendergast I'm still a Breaking Bad guy

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@camibrown1984 @ThatAstrosGirl I'm pretty sure that they are going to start pitching around Yordon

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@TexasMike1776 https://t.co/uNMgDAgbzI