Chris

still here sort of

[Chris @tpgMets]

"Hey Bobby Parnell, whatcha been up to this winter."
"Mostly rehab... and murder."

[Chris @tpgMets]

Holy shit this game

[Chris @tpgMets]

@WexlerRules It was the best of signs, it was the worst of signs.

[Chris @tpgMets]

@TooGooden17 @MBTA I mean, the math checks out.

[Chris @tpgMets]

@mbta Are you responsible for snow removal at the Wedgemere commuter rail station parking lot or does that fall to the town? Because that lot needs attention. There are not enough spaces for commuters.

[Chris @tpgMets]

@AndyHolloway 11 very localized asteroids

[Chris @tpgMets]

@andyholloway As a coping mechanism for anxiety

[Darnay Tripp @DarnayTripp]

Can I get it for $2/year the next 10 years, then $10/year over the following 13 years?

[Chris @tpgMets]

Think I’m gonna just choose to avoid processing this whole Mets season for awhile. Just need to put a pin in it, mentally. And then maybe just circle back later or never or whatever.

[Chris @tpgMets]

@Ben_Yoel Hahaha, that’s amazing.

On the outside - “I’m a REAL fan, I don’t want your away team FUCKING BULLSHIT home run ball.”

On the inside - “Wowie I’m a seven yeaw old kid who is so happy the big stwong man hit this special ball just fow me to keep it and love it fowevew and evew.”

[Chris @tpgMets]

@Dontbeakedir *shudders in 2007*

[Chris @tpgMets]

Thank you Pirates

[Chris @tpgMets]

@TheFFBallers

[Chris @tpgMets]

Ok how’d I do? 10-team half PPR (I picked 3rd)

[Chris @tpgMets]

lol, Juan Soto is so good dude

[Chris @tpgMets]

Nolan McLean, buddy

[Chris @tpgMets]

Oh yeah, that’s why. #LGM

[Chris @tpgMets]

Why do I do this to myself…?

*deeply sighs in Mets*

[Chris @tpgMets]

Figured it out, gang

[Chris @tpgMets]

@MeekPhill_ Stirring tribute to the ‘86 Mets