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I'm going to live to be 200 yrs old, or die trying. I'm destined to be a mountain hermit. Co-conspirator of Mouse Parade.

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@g_bo_7 dude, Dyson is trash this year.

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I delivered to a family who didn't tip, but was watching The Office. Good enough! #TheOffice

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I'm wondering why 99% of movies depict successful rich people. We need more movies like Joe where they audition real hobos.

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@D_Hernandez25 Right?!

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@jordan6villa haha stupid

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It must be really fun to be above the law. Especially when you're arguably the world's favorite soccer player. #LionelMessi

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Leo Messi and his father were sentenced to 21 months in prison for tax fraud, but neither will serve jail time: https://t.co/b7fUEkockM

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Remember that time that Micheal Scott held a pizza delivery guy for ransom? I do. #TheOffice

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@MelPaige7 what bank?

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@pewdiepie same #noshame

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Aaaaaand I just found bed bugs in my hotel room. I don't think I can sleep tonight. I'm so tired, but now I'm even more paranoid...

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@jordan6villa are you in Desoto?

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@jordan6villa where at?

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@jordan6villa was this last night?

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@jordan6villa haha what the heck?

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"As a man, it's your job to keep secrets from the women who love you." - Frank Gallagher to Carl #Shameless

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As many no call/no shows as Clark Kent has, how does he still have a job? #BatmanvSuperman #TeamIronMan

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You honeypotting me? #BestInterviewQuestions