Picking up and slamming the BIGGEST BADDEST dude Liston Ross in the #FCW#FairCityWrestling locker room Saturday night at the Ardler Complex 💪💰
Didn't pick up with win but happy to be back, first match of the year in the books!
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The biggest wrestling weekend of the year ...
A 2 night spectacular ...
Yes, Fair City Wrestling is back in Perth & Dundee on Friday/Saturday!
What did you think I was referring to?
@UKWrestlingCncl Can you just decide one day that you’re the self appointed governing body of wrestling? Who knew? I assumed it would have to go to a vote or something a bit more official. I now declare myself the high priestess of the council, you must now inform me of all future decisions 👸🏽
If you must know, it’s all simple physics, really…
Allow me to make like Degeneration X and … 😏… break it down:
It may seem like a “full stop��, however if you observe very closely, you’ll notice that I never actually stop fully. What the ignorant eye cannot see when I hit the ropes, is how I’m very strategically and meticulously building up my momentum (p = m v), essentially taking my full mass and then transferring said mass at a skyward angle by way of the jump, thus creating angular momentum. On my way ineluctable way down, gravity then assists me in generating inertia by taking the aforementioned angular momentum in ratio to my angular velocity (I = L/ω).
Here, my good man, is where I am seeking to use the most dense (p = M/V) assets of my physique: my massive, super-heroic, tree-trunk hamstrings along with my ample (and under most circumstances outside of this one), desirable and delectable peach rump. I bring them all crashing down with purposeful hostility and furious aggression forcefully upon my opponents’ solar plexus, essentially taking away his breath and leaving him gasping for air at a critical point in the match.
If I may compare my opponent to a Jamaican tangelo, this ugli fruit is now perfectly ripe for the picking, and trouble in paradise is inevitably looming…