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MOMSONFIRE rocking and rolling

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Need prove conclusively if people brush their teeth starting on the same side of their mouth as their dominant hand. Which do you start on?

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@LucyGafford #gish enjoy the curls

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RANDOM ACTS is CrowdRising for Change a Life: Dancescape: https://t.co/St44Ep5efV via @CrowdRise

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After polling 416 Gishers, we conclusively proved that most people r right handed/start brushing on the left (and are crazy) #gishwhesteeth

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@gilesduley #ThanksGiles Was able to help Lifting Hands International

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months for her to have a hand to squeeze until the bones break. Happy Father’s Day for the tenth time.

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yourself that you have the smartest lady in the world sitting on top of you right now thank goodness and you just have to be there in nine

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work. Remind yourself that there never was a handstand. There never was peanut butter. There never was soap or burning water. Remind

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felt at least nine times before. Remember that she knows what she is doing and that all you have to do is lay there and let her do all the

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that all is calm, remind yourself that you are only dreaming and that gentle nudging that you feel in your side is the same nudging you have

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that even a towel could be a serious weapon in your hands. Let her go where she wants to at this point. You just get of out her way. Now

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trying to squeeze jigsaw puzzle pieces together. Allow her to dry herself and wipe her own eyes. We have already seen you at work and know

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body water. At this point, please just hand her a towel and get out of her way. I don’t know if there is any hope at this point of even

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and warm water. Now gently rinse the soap out of her eyes. Why is she screaming louder? I said warmed water, not burn your skin from your

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on fire? Again, seriously, where you there for the first nine successful tries at making babies? Grab a squirt bottle. Fill it with clean

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reliving the nine previous births. That is from you rubbing soap in her eyes. How do you expect her to be turned on when her retinas are on

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up thoroughly? Please tell me that you did not rub the soap in her eyes? Great. That screaming you hear, that is not from pleasure or her

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it is safe to assume that she is in the clear. Okay, have we thoroughly washed the lady clean of all the peanut butter? Have we lathered her

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want to get pregnant for the tenth time. If she is not choking, turning blue, scratching in a non seductive way, or turning red then I think

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shock. Do you have an EpiPen laying around? I know that they are trying to jack up the prices, but this is a matter of whether or not you

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tell me she's not allergic to peanut butter. If she is, she'll probably be turning red again, maybe even blue if she goes into anaphylactic