Tracy Beckerman

Syndicated humor columnist, Author, "Lost in Suburbia: A Momoir." Mom to humans & dog. Will write for peanut butter cups. "Barking at the Moon" available now!

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@langcatsteve I would pay good money for that!

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My review of #Covid:
Thought I was purchasing a mild cold, but I ended up with this nasty product instead. On the upside, you do get a lot of misery for the money, but the body aches, chills and congestion suck. No refunds and dissatisfaction is guaranteed. 0 out of 5 stars.

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Shame on you ⁦⁦@neighborstorage⁩ for this commercial mocking the war in Ukraine!! Doesn’t anyone on your marketing team have a brain? Neighbor TV Spot, 'Motorcycle' - https://t.co/wRa0qo8lgK #boycottneighborstorage #ukraine saw it on @CBSNews⁩ https://t.co/92GDeXGYRn

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Does Anyone Else Gain Weight... From Exercise?! https://t.co/1LbnwqyhuH via @LaurieJStone

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The 11 Best Makeup Remover Wipes For Effortless Makeup Removal https://t.co/k77icML2B3

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8 Shocking Things You Learn Traveling Cross-Country With Your Spouse https://t.co/42zb5ItX5O via @LaurieJStone

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The Terrifying Day The Chocolate Ran Out https://t.co/Y6CxpebiAD via @LaurieJStone

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8 Vital Life Lessons from My Mother https://t.co/iIOYhuSc5r via @LaurieJStone

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Words to live by! Route 66 installment #4: moaning & whining https://t.co/ZSmo9o2JEC

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New interview with @judiboomergirl for “Barking at the Moon.”It’s pretty funny AND there is also a giveaway at the end… Check it out and enter to win! (And if it happens to make you want to buy the book, I won’t complain!) https://t.co/c0ELmofN9q

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5 Must-Haves For Women In Midlife Who Want To Start Wearing Makeup. SO glad someone is thinking of us #midlife women. https://t.co/C9uDuRxY0K

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Kicking Ass and Taking Names https://t.co/rKUu2MemlW

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When misery loves company. Great insight from my friend @ccassara https://t.co/g6q4Yt903U

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@RodLacroix I think he was hit on Drury Lane.

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@SteveMartinToGo Oh no... not you, too!!

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Number 3: Send your husband out to get something that doesn't exist.

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Might want to consider this as we step into the new week…
#scalesarethedevil

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@XplodingUnicorn Kinda like husbands who have "I don't see the garbage that needs to go out" blindness, and "Have you seen my shoes" disease.

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I did an interview with writer, @BardsleyAnne about "Barking at the Moon" over on her site, Perfectly Imperfect! It's part of my monthlong Blog Hop to help promote a sale on the Kindle Version of the book (only $2.99!) https://t.co/dmWN2BR9kd

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You guys, you have to read the post my friend @goodgirlgonered just did on her blog, Good Girl Gone Redneck about my book, “Barking at the Moon.” I absolutely love Andrea and she is really, really good people! Please check it out! https://t.co/rKmMWUbced

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I love this review by @ChiILMama of my book, "Barking at the Moon." She points that time moves very fast and you have to, as my dog would say, "stop and smell the fire hydrants!" https://t.co/WaJrtWuQZL