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It is so amazing that this guy stopped getting exclusives after the SEC announced investigations into the oil trades!

[Barak Ravid @BarakRavid]

Trump on Truth Social: Barack Hussein Obama’s Deal with Iran, the JCPOA, was an easy, beautiful, smooth road to a Nuclear Weapon, which Iran would have had six years ago, and would have used long before now. My Agreement with Iran is the exact opposite, A WALL TO NO NUCLEAR WEAPON! In fact, they no longer want a Nuclear Weapon, nor will they have one, either through purchase, development, or any other form of procurement. The Deal is scheduled to get signed tomorrow, and immediately after it is signed, the Hormuz Strait is OPEN TO ALL. Our relationship with Iran is a much different and better one than previous Administrations have had. Unlike Obama’s Hundreds of Billions of Dollars in payments to them, including 1.7 Billion Dollars in green, cold cash, no money will exchange hands. At the appropriate time, when all is calm, we will go in and get the Nuclear Dust, buried deep under the powerful sunken granite mountains, thanks to our beautiful B-2 Bombers and their brilliant pilots, and downblend and destroy it, whether in Iran, or the United States. We look forward to working with Iran, and the entire Middle East, long into the future. Hopefully, this process will all work out quickly, easily, and smoothly. If it doesn’t, we have the ultimate alternative, hopefully never to be used again! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

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@CinemaTweets1 @TodaysDateGuy 100%!!! You kind of want Cady to win!!��� I’m like….did they mean for us to hate the family?!?

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It's funny how the SEC's investigation into well-timed oil trades resulted in way less exclusive news from Trump to you.

[Barak Ravid @BarakRavid]

Trump on Truth Social: "The terms that Iran leaked out...have NOTHING to do with the terms that were agreed to, in writing. What they said, including their weak and pathetic statement on having a deal, bears no relation to the truth. Very dishonorable people to deal with. With them, there is no such thing as dealing in good faith. AMAZING! Also, their totally rebuffed Drone attack last night against Indian Ships leaving the Hormuz Strait is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE. They better get their act together, and FAST!"

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@stockdatamarket They could have been covering a short call.

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@MacGillivrayCPA lol fake news. No screenshot, made up clickbait. you win.

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@kevin_nealon Brutal. isn't the big issue for the writers? They dont get any payouts on the IP over time. At least that's what Chris Elliott said in the book.

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how can you not like her?

[ComicBook.com @ComicBook]

Taylor Swift brought a Toy Story VHS to the Toy Story 5 red carpet to get it autographed by the cast 🥹

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@Team2Trading How do I join? Link in bio doesn’t load for me

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@For_Film_Fans Dern*

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This is free money.

[Kalshi Politics @KalshiPolitics]

JUST IN: Ken Paxton (R) has a 59% chance to defeat James Talarico (D) in the Texas Senate race

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@TheBTCTherapist @grok what’s this a video of?

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@RepOgles lol must be nice to get two incomes: your tax paper funded job and one from your farm which is likely also subsidized by us.

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@SteveHiltonx Chad is betting against you on Kalshi. He has a chance to create generational wealth for his family by making sure you lose.

[Rita Powell @Rizabellepow]

FUCK @PodSaveAmerica

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@politicalmath This is such a surprising outcome.

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@JEFETRADES Why AMD? They stand to lose from this…

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@ShayKhatiri Nailed it!!!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Not caring about him wheeling six chicks at once when he was married is your choice

Not caring that he pretends to be a populist when he went to one of the richest prep schools in America is your choice

Not caring he went to war saying he always wanted to kill people is your choice

Not caring he went to work for Blackwater after serving and now calls the army very dumb and stupid is your choice

Not caring that he made fun of Purple Heart recipients is your choice

Not caring that he jerks off in porta potties is your choice

Not caring about all the shit he’s deleted on Reddit and he never thought would see the light of day and shows what a giant jackass is he is your choice

Not caring that he is a Nazi is your choice but if you support him and promote him don’t ever lecture anybody about the moral high ground again because you are a piece of shit

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@stoolpresidente @zerohedge 1,000,000x this^ thanks for speaking up Dave!!

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@jonfavs Clown car. Stop pushing crappy candidates onto democrats. You are so annoying, all you do is help the dems lose. The only time you were successful is when you had a once in a lifetime candidate or a pandemic.